CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Q: How many times has Bill Clinton had sex?
A: Never, he didn't inhale!
Q: Why do ducks quack?
A: To scare away swans!
Q: Why is it called a bread "bin"?
A: To confuse sailors!
Q: How did the letter A know the letter B was cheating on it?
A: Because it could "C" in the dark.
Q: Why are emos so sad?
A: Chemical imbalance!
Q: What do you call a ghost wearing a jumper?
A: Woolly surprise!
Q: Why haven't aliens invaded Earth yet?
A: Too busy eating pizza!
Q: What do you call a man with no legs, arms or sense of smell and a mild form of autism?
A: Fucking useless fuck.
Q: Why did the spacko cross the road?
A: It was fucking confused, man.
A: Never, he didn't inhale!
Q: Why do ducks quack?
A: To scare away swans!
Q: Why is it called a bread "bin"?
A: To confuse sailors!
Q: How did the letter A know the letter B was cheating on it?
A: Because it could "C" in the dark.
Q: Why are emos so sad?
A: Chemical imbalance!
Q: What do you call a ghost wearing a jumper?
A: Woolly surprise!
Q: Why haven't aliens invaded Earth yet?
A: Too busy eating pizza!
Q: What do you call a man with no legs, arms or sense of smell and a mild form of autism?
A: Fucking useless fuck.
Q: Why did the spacko cross the road?
A: It was fucking confused, man.