Make up rumors about the next poster. Well, for karma.

[Seph]

yeah me again.

the person below me kissed my mum and made her cry.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Must've been the onions.

Nothing compared to the following lunatic, who is single-handedly responsible for introducing "Quabbing a Twab" to the English language, through actions alone.

 

[jack]

"Fuck you in the neck" anyone?

The next poster has both a penis and a vagina, capable of fucking themselves at a moments notice.

 

[Lilac]

Being a hermaphrodite has its perks.

The next poster's mom was great in bed last night. Or So I Heard.

Frankly, she's so fugly the bitch needs a paper bag over her head...

 

[Seph]

go fuck yourself lol

but i only did it coz the next poster said that they had eaten 4 bags of soil to prove it didnt make them grow.

 

[Love Child]

The soil is better than the crap your mom makes. The person below me wears underroos and still watches saturday morning cartoons.

 

[jack]

Where's Weevil when tyou really REALLY need him?

 

[Bickendan]

The next person is a Blackfoot dual.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Can I bust?

[JeremyClarkson]Some say the next poster insists that the spa use carpet glue for his Brazilians, and that he sold his soul at the age of nine for a pack of cherry Pop Rocks.[/JeremyClarkson]

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Where's Weevil when tyou really REALLY need him?

He hasn't been back since he made that NSFW policy announcement and messed with my accounts.

They say the next poster has a fetish for canned peas and has the singing voice of Freddie Mercury.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Wrong to both. The next poster hasn't got a neck to fuck with

 

[Bickendan]

^I can attest to that since I met Jack in RL and my neck escaped unscathed!

The next person enjoys getting their necked fucked. Deeply, and repeatedly.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Not enjoy. But someone IS fucking me in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The next person wants more than catnip.

 

[14thDoctor]

It's more of a need than a want.

The next person burned down my house and knocked up my cat. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

 

[Mirah]

Happy to oblige. The next person put facebook games and apps on thier resume: Built 20 zoos, succesfully breed 10 cows on a farm, ran a group of 50 people doing questionable tasks at a company called MW. Yes, I am an excellent clicker, you should hire me.