The Question
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...taste just like high school cafeteria lunch "burgers." Which means they're maaaybe 1% meat, if that, and the majority of the patty is really soybean patty. Still tastes okay, of course, but it's not hard to taste the difference between real meat and shaped soy-paste.
Still, for a cheap-ass lunch THING, there's worse options.
Still, for a cheap-ass lunch THING, there's worse options.