Movie trailers

[CaptainWacky]

"Zach Snyder's Star Wars" looks pretty much exactly how you'd expect that to look.

 

[whisky]

Like every failed sci fi film from the last twenty years put in a blender.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aquaman, Aquaman, has sex with fish, because he can

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Avatar meets Die Hard?

I've lost my taste for all-CGI movies.

 

[whisky]

That statue being pushed over.

That's not how physics works.

Even if he did somehow push it over it would just snap at the neck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You forgot Aquaman's little-mentioned "statue-hardening" power.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Matthew Vaughn's done some good movies and some not so good movies (usually the sequels to his good movies), not really sure what to make of this but they seem to show the cat way too much, leading me to think the final twist is that the whole thing is a dream the cat is having.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WRESTLING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anne Hathaway will fuck up your life AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck she's hot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chimpanz-a to chimpanzee

 

[CaptainWacky]

Millie's going to kill dragons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This looks hilariously bad.

 

[whisky]

So there was an evil Spiderman before the good Spiderman, also a bunch of spider women?

 

[StarMan™]

This'll crash and burn, though it looks relatively cheap next to Disney's budget blowouts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So there was an evil Spiderman before the good Spiderman, also a bunch of spider women?

I think the plot is that they time travel to try to kill/save baby Peter Parker lol.

 

[whisky]

Terminspidernator

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want this to be great because Fury Road was fucking great, and I love Anya Taylor-Joy and evil Chris Hemsworth with a fake nose looks fun...but it's not the blow away amazing first trailer that Fury Road got.

 

[Mirah]

Wondering if this will be good

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It looks well-made, although they kinda showed us the whole movie in the trailer.