My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[The Question]

Written?

 

[Loktar]

I never said that, I never, ever said the book was well written. Bunch of filthy Communist lies.

 

[The Question]

Nevertheless, it's written.

 

[Loktar]

Nevertheless, it's written.

And?

So is my 1600 grains of rice manifesto on the evils of beets.

Its taken me 20 years to complete and I've almost accidentally cooked it several times, but it is written.

 

[The Question]

That's disgusting.

 

[Loktar]

Thank you.

 

[The Question]

You have a "pet squid" made out of used condoms that you've fapped into, don't you.

 

[Loktar]

You have a "pet squid" made out of used condoms that you've fapped into, don't you.

I call him Stinky Inky.

 

[The Question]

Well... right. That's nasty as hell, but... yeah...

 

[Loktar]

Well what should I fap into then? My piss bucket/trash can?

 

[The Question]

It's not too late to whip it. Whip it good.

 

[Loktar]

It's not too late to whip it. Whip it good.

Is that the sequel to "My Blood Runs Cold"? Are you going to rip off Devo next?

 

[The Question]

Nope. And "My Blood Runs Cold" is only a working title, anyway.

 

[Loktar]

The title needs to work harder.

 

[The Question]

Odin will be in it.

 

[Loktar]

Odin will be in it.

As the All-Farter, Ass-Guardian no doubt. Have you no respect for Norse Mythology?

 

[The Question]

Odin, aka Othinn, meaning "Battle-Glad", is in everything I write.

 

['Gear]

"The Saint" should thank Loktar for talking to him at all.

 

[The Question]

Shut it, fool. Speak up again when you've produced anything in your life other than gas.

 

['Gear]

Derp.