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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But they accepted cotton-candy-wigged Natalie in 2004!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good times.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

rEFCL was just getting off the ground. With MOGH. And BOBBYT and his sexy dog.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why can't they just post here.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bad news for red carpet fans...

Natalie Portman Will Miss The 2017 Oscars

She wasn't at the Independent Spirit Awards yesterday either...she's taking it easy. (Isabelle Huppert won in her category.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's lucky awards are meaningless compared to bringing a new life into the world!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Plus she already has one of every award, so any more is gravy.

 

[Dershocka]

Has she officially won MILF of the year yet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No because that's not a real thing.

 

[Dershocka]

If she were a porn star she could win it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh snap, she actually had her baby four days before the Oscars and nobody knew!

“Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied welcomed a baby girl, Amalia Millepied, on Feb. 22,” her rep tells PEOPLE. “Mother and baby are happy and healthy.”

CONGRATS NATALIE AND BEN ANd WELCOME LITTLE AMALIA TO THE WORLD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie recorded a music video days before giving birth.



Not really my type of thing but the pregnancy fetishists should love it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wow, I lasted 3 minutes. That's a wrist-cutter of a song. But she is indeed beautiful!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah it was pretty boring.

 

[Mentalist]

The greatest of all time. Accept no substitutes.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am eagerly awaiting our first glimpse at post second pregnancy Natalie...

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Angie Tribeca" doesn't look very funny but Natalie in glasses is a good time.

 

[Loktar]

I didn't realize Deon Cole was on Angie Tribeca. Very funny comedian. Used to be on Conan. I need to start watching the show.