CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Rashida Jones is Natalie's best friend so I assume that's why she's doing it.
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CaptainWacky
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HEY MENTY, if you ever look at the board again (WHICH I'M SURE YOU WILL SOON), there were some Natalie bikini pics you might want to wank over. http://swedishfishrule.tumblr.com/post/160712602941
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Natalie Portman, Tessa Thompson and Oscar Isaac in a sci fi movie from the writer and director of Ex Machina, you say?
I will watch.
I will watch.
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But I hate Vulture...
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Like You, Natalie Portman Just Wants To Party With The Stars Of Broad City
By Soo Youn
So it turns out that — much like you — Natalie Portman reads Vulture. But unlike you, reading Vulture is how she got to be friends with Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson. At an event related to the Toronto International Film Festival in 2015, Portman disclosed her love of Broad City despite the fact that it made her feel insecure about Garden State, the movie she made during her senior year at Harvard that has been roundly mocked by Jacobson and Ilana Glazer on their hit Comedy Central series.
“Such a great show, maybe the funniest,” said Portman of Broad City, adding that she’d even be happy to appear on the showin spite of the fun they’ve had at her expense. “I’ve sort of tangentially been on it because they make fun of Garden State all the time. So I love it, and I laugh at it, and I think it’s hilarious. But then people are like, ‘I love Garden State.’ Now I’m like, ‘You’re a dork.’” Portman maintains that despite calling it dorky, she is “super proud” of the millennial touchstone, and after reading a Vulture post about her Broad City shout out TIFF, Jacobson and Glazer tracked her down to apologize. “They’re really good friends with my second cousin, and they e-mailed me. They were like, ‘We’re so sorry. We love you. It’s just a joke.’ And I’m like, ‘I get it, I love you too.’ And we’ve hung out.”
And now for the next part of the story where Oscar-winner Natalie Portman deviates from the average consumer of entertainment news online. Portman and Jacobson happened to be in the City of Light at the same time over New Year’s Eve, and so they spent the holiday together, just as Vulture intended. “We’re not like, best friends, but she happened to be in Paris on New Year’s and was like, ‘What are you doing during this time?” Portman said. Jacobson joined her, and provided the Jackie star with the ultimate vindication, “I was like wow, you’re dorkier than I thought.” So now you know how to be friends with Natalie Portman: Be a super-dork, create your own hysterical show for Comedy Central, and most importantly, be sure to regularly read Vulture.
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Like You, Natalie Portman Just Wants To Party With The Stars Of Broad City
By Soo Youn
So it turns out that — much like you — Natalie Portman reads Vulture. But unlike you, reading Vulture is how she got to be friends with Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson. At an event related to the Toronto International Film Festival in 2015, Portman disclosed her love of Broad City despite the fact that it made her feel insecure about Garden State, the movie she made during her senior year at Harvard that has been roundly mocked by Jacobson and Ilana Glazer on their hit Comedy Central series.
“Such a great show, maybe the funniest,” said Portman of Broad City, adding that she’d even be happy to appear on the showin spite of the fun they’ve had at her expense. “I’ve sort of tangentially been on it because they make fun of Garden State all the time. So I love it, and I laugh at it, and I think it’s hilarious. But then people are like, ‘I love Garden State.’ Now I’m like, ‘You’re a dork.’” Portman maintains that despite calling it dorky, she is “super proud” of the millennial touchstone, and after reading a Vulture post about her Broad City shout out TIFF, Jacobson and Glazer tracked her down to apologize. “They’re really good friends with my second cousin, and they e-mailed me. They were like, ‘We’re so sorry. We love you. It’s just a joke.’ And I’m like, ‘I get it, I love you too.’ And we’ve hung out.”
And now for the next part of the story where Oscar-winner Natalie Portman deviates from the average consumer of entertainment news online. Portman and Jacobson happened to be in the City of Light at the same time over New Year’s Eve, and so they spent the holiday together, just as Vulture intended. “We’re not like, best friends, but she happened to be in Paris on New Year’s and was like, ‘What are you doing during this time?” Portman said. Jacobson joined her, and provided the Jackie star with the ultimate vindication, “I was like wow, you’re dorkier than I thought.” So now you know how to be friends with Natalie Portman: Be a super-dork, create your own hysterical show for Comedy Central, and most importantly, be sure to regularly read Vulture.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
This looks really good.
Also, while it will be released theatrically in the USA, it'll be released internationaly on Netflix just weeks later, which is good for me because I'll be able to watch it quicker!
Also, while it will be released theatrically in the USA, it'll be released internationaly on Netflix just weeks later, which is good for me because I'll be able to watch it quicker!
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AND HERE ARE THE ALL-MALE NOMINEES
CaptainWacky
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She is the feminist icon we deserve.
Eggs Mayonnaise
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's got to rap again.
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fucking ironic maga hats need to stop
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I want to smell dark matter
She's pretty much the same but with current references.