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jack

jack

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By the way, you claim that you put your wife through school, but years ago, you claimed that your wife came from wealth. I always assumed you were lying about that, but it's a sad lie, the kind of lie a small, shy kid tells in order to impress other kids
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Oh she does come from wealth. Her dad was corporate editor of Time Life for many years and is still alive in his 80's, he became a millionaire in the seventies and married into even greater wealth. I didn't even know this until after our first child was born.

Although she has an inheritance that's coming after he dies, because she married me (wrong religion, wrong social strata) he cut her off without a penny.

I've supported her ever since.

You should be killed, y'know? You know less than nothing and are utterly worthless.
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Squashed like the bug you truly are.
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Hero1000 said:
easy d00der, it's all in good fun.


*feeds jack a klonipin*
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I am going to find out who you are :D
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
It sure will be all in good fun then.
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
:bigass:
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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I don't know why there has to be another thread, but whatever.

So anyway, yeah, four years is a long time for a kid, and I bet you felt responsible for sending Dad away. I can imagine your conflicted feelings: "I'm glad my Dad's not boning me anymore, but I'm sorry I put him in the loony bin, and I miss him." Tough stuff.

By the way, you claim that you put your wife through school, but years ago, you claimed that your wife came from wealth. I always assumed you were lying about that, but it's a sad lie, the kind of lie a small, shy kid tells in order to impress other kids.
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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jack said:
Although she has an inheritance that's coming after he dies, because she married me (wrong religion, wrong social strata) he cut her off without a penny.
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I find that hard to believe, and I don't mean to make light of a sad situation, but I'd have cut her off too. Wrong religion, wrong species, wrong everything...it's kind of like she married a tapir or something.
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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Dude, you so totally PWN me with your retarded gibberish!
 
Elnidfse

Elnidfse

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Kim Nyholm said:
Dude, you so totally PWN me with your retarded gibberish!
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Who is dumb, I ask you? The man who writes retarded gibberish or the man who responds to it.
Yes, he does indeed "totally PWN" you.
Thanks for playing in another round of the exciting game of "How to fail in two posts."
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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So Vap, how old were you when they locked your Dad away for four years? Is that when you discovered comic books? Did comics help to distract you from painful memories of repeated bonings?
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Guess I got under your skin revealing that little truth about your Dad, eh?
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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It's actually pretty romantic, the while idea of Daddy Warbucks cutting the young Mrs. Vap off without a penny, and the two of you bravely making a go of it on your own, raising your cursed young in an area just outside the ass-end of nowhere. What I'm wondering is how you ever managed to con the floozy into schtupping you in the first place; my guess is that powerful narcotics were involved.
 
jack

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
ChrisG76 said:
Hmm. Interesting. That's new.
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I found out his Dad was institutionalized for almost killing his mom during one of his episodes in the sixties for four years.

He finally died what, in 84 Hellman?
 
Gagh

Gagh

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jack said:
I found out his Dad was institutionalized for almost killing his mom during one of his episodes in the sixties for four years.

He finally died what, in 84 Hellman?
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I wasn't referring to that. Some new board hacks have been put in that shorten chuncks of text without a space in.
 
Kim Nyholm

Kim Nyholm

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jack said:
I found out his Dad was institutionalized for almost killing his mom during one of his episodes in the sixties for four years.

He finally died what, in 84 Hellman?
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Wow, if that's true, it really explains a lot, especially if you were in the house when it happened.
 
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