So Hellman Part Deux

[Mr. Toad]

YAY Hunchie's playing "dress-up"!

Did Papa Vap make you play dress-up during one of those many 'sessions'? If so, it explains your sexual confusion and mental instability.

 

[jack]

No d00der, I was talking about your Mr The Toad dual, idiot.

 

[Mr. Toad]

Oh god yes

At least you're not in denial like Vap. See Gnome, Pickle's making some real progress!

 

[jack]

You must think we're still in the Gutters, where you have your nose buried deeply up Veitch's ass, only because of his hatred for TCJ.

Hate feeding hate...makes sense to me.

 

[jack]

At least you're not in denial like Vap. See Gnome, Pickle's making some real progress!

As usual, you are pwned by my lighting quick repartee, something Pickle isn't.

Even Gagh gets tripped up in my speed editing, so I rarely claim pwnership, except in this case.

Pwned.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Too fucking funny.

 

[Mr. Toad]

Hate feeding hate...makes sense to me.

Story of your life, little man. You've spread your hate and bittereness over the internet for nigh on 15 years now.

Vap, I'm going to say this one last time out of concern for the wellbeing of your family: SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP. Or forever remain a demented, depraved, sick stalking little repulsive dwarf.

 

[jack]

Which "one last time" is this, fuckley? Christ, you just can't let go. I live here. This is my home board, where I post. You've shown no other interest in this board but to very ineffectively stalk me. I've very handily beaten the shit out of you verbally in basically every exchange, yet you just keep saying "please daddy, just one more time".

Whatever, Hellman.

Story of your life, little man. You've spread your hate and bittereness over the internet for nigh on 15 years now.

Just spread it sweetly and thickly over you, you mean?

Speaking of that, is that a tuft, or a goatee between Linda's tits?

 

[Sarek]

I'm going to SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP Or forever remain a demented, depraved, sick stalking little repulsive dwarf.

Good for you!

BTW, on my way home from work tonight, I, well, there's no way to really say this, so....

I think I found your wife.

Sorry bout that....

 

[Elrod]

You must think we're still in the Gutters, where you have your nose buried deeply up Veitch's ass, only because of his hatred for TCJ.

"Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... "

 

[Shitty Dual]

let it drop

Never. This is Danny Hellman we're talking about. It will remain erect forever; a hairy doorknob daring any & all passersby to give it a twist and see what's behind it.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Never. This is Danny Hellman we're talking about. It will remain erect forever; a hairy doorknob daring any & all passersby to give it a twist and see what's behind it.

The doorknob leads to a young boy's bedroom, and behind the door, Papa Vap is doing something horrible.

 

[Jack's Dad]

What I did back then wasn't a horrible thing it was tender and loving. As I slid a stiff hard dildo up my tender tight ass, I did it it with the utter most care. Those are the days that I developed a real affinity for the homosexual lifestyle.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

What I did back then wasn't a horrible thing it was tender and loving. As I slid a stiff hard dildo up my tender tight ass, I did it it with the utter most care. Those are the days that I developed a real affinity for the homosexual lifestyle.

And, I take it, an affinity for my hindquarters.

 

[Gagh]

GH

 

[jack]

Never. This is Danny Hellman we're talking about. It will remain erect forever; a hairy doorknob daring any & all passersby to give it a twist and see what's behind it.

I laughed at this post.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

I laughed at this post.

I cried when I thought about my Dad boning me.

 

[Hero1000]

Is jack's Dad related to Stuart's dad?

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Is jack's Dad related to Stuart's dad?

I think so, because they both have the same last name, which is "Dad."

 

[Kim Nyholm]

The house has rigged the table; fuck it.