Star Trek: Picard

[Starship Coyote]

The TNG episode "Rascals" proved you don't need robot bodies to be immortal as long as your youthful or present age body pattern is stored in a buffer.

Uh-uh-UH!!! That would be expecting consistency from the story lines. That's a no-no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah the transporter's always been capable of magical restorative properties (remember when Pulaski turned into an old(er) woman and it turned her back to normal) but nobody every takes advantage of it. I'd be fucking mixing my DNA with a badger to give myself the proportional powers of a badget in that thing.

And the immortality yeah.

 

[Volpone]

It's why they never have to poop. They just beam the poop right out of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]