Strange BUT TRUE facts you never knew about TK

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
1. TK was founded by a man who fucked his own cousin.

2. The great and aweful TK's first background was rocketships and moons.

3. Sardy the great writer of TK declined to give Para credit for his writing of the TK mission statement that appeared on Trollkingdom.com when it first opened.

4. TK had a private moderator only forum, it may again.

5. In its beginning Trollkingdom had a sister board named Darkkingdom.

6. During the time when TK was banned at Trekbbs, TK was one of the few if only boards to have the entire Trekbbs staff (save Christian) registered on it.

7. TK was the most busy when the majority of people visiting wanted it shut down.

8. There was once a Trollkingdom 2.

9. TK originally started out orange, not red.

10. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

11. Chuck may not return to its Mon at 8 timeslot.

12. I'm hungry.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
So number one was what Hammer was always going on about when he brought up Red's "sexy cousin"...

I remember Darkkingdom. What was the point of it again?
 

Red Whacker

New Member
13. Parallaxis almost became a Coffee Room member if it weren't for Skin's wise intervention. RobL was so pissed. :D
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
13. Parallaxis almost became a Coffee Room member if it weren't for Skin's wise intervention. RobL was so pissed.
That was probably a smart move on Skin's part. Para doesn't usually do to well with secret organizations. Para could have stood it only so long before he tried to take the whole thing down.
 

Friday

Bazinga!
Para needs to get his priorities straight and realize life isn't just a set of pixels on a computer monitor. ;)
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
Wait a minute, I'm the one NOT forming secret clubs to bring down a StarTrek message board and it's MY "priorities" being called into question ?
 

Red Whacker

New Member
That was probably a smart move on Skin's part. Para doesn't usually do to well with secret organizations. Para could have stood it only so long before he tried to take the whole thing down.
Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be. No wonder RobL severed all ties with you.
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to,
Promises ? What were those ? You're the one who went out of his way to invite me here. I never came knocking at your doorstep. And I remember telling you in my first email that I wasn't a troll and had no interest in attacking the Trekbbs staff (God look how that worked out). So what exactly did I promise you ? If anything I've brought members and entertainment to this board while your board has done nothing for me. So who owes who here ?

just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.
Oh well, no honor among theives.

No wonder RobL severed all ties with you.
Which time ?

Actually last time I got a pm from Rob we were on pretty good terms.
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.
Hey wait a minute, I just remembered - Didn't you take a bunch of people's money here to go off and build a website that never happened ? Then refused to return their cash ?

Say what you want about Para, I never stole no kids lunch money.
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
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Shameful.

Red Whacker the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.
 

Red Whacker

New Member
So what exactly did I promise you ?
Not so much as me but us.

As I recall, weren't you the one who promised to spraypaint Troll Kingdom Rules!!! all over DEA'S car and take some pictures for online posting.

You were full of shit then, you're STILL full of shit now.
 

Parallaxis

beer, I want beer
Oh, ahh.. I actually did say that. Although to be fair I didn't say spray paint, I said something you can wash off. I'm not sure if I actually promised to do it. I was thinking about doing it since I was going to be in his area for awhile. However I decided I DIDN'T want to camp out in a food lion parking lot for hours on end waiting to see which car a person I'd only seen one picture of on the internet got in to. Can you blame me ?
 
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