Elnidfse
New Member
A type=shit pun has been used so many times that now in todays world when used in a realife situation equats to a man briefly turning around and uppercutting the man so hard on the nose that the last people to see said man are those who are dropping pennies from the roof of a skyscraper.
As it is you are still here so I can only safely assume that you were rescued in a sense of the word by being sucked into a plane jet but not crushed by the engines in a gruesome manner but pecked every now and then by an assortment of different species of birds and Elvis Presley as he is not dead anymore but instead has grown wings and sings songs in the sky.
Needless to say some mercy was given onto you since as I have said before, "you are still here" which makes me think that after hours of being pecked Zeus and Thor took pity on you and knocked the plane down with a lightning bolt, the same that has given you that hideous scar that you have today that is always mistakingly claimed to be your face.
The plane then crashed in the mountains which, through fighting back the hordes of zombies that had been made from the poor passengers caused you to become the hardened and humourless man you are today which resulted in such a shitty post.
And before you ask, none of this was necessary but why did I do it? You might ask. It would probably go along the lines of not only because I want to, but also because I can.
Elnidfse.
