The Mine Field Year in review!

[Dr Dave]

What a year it's been! My oh my! We've had much happen this year in the MF. In this thread you'll read about the highlights and lowlights of the MF faithfull.

Starting with...

January:

This was a blockbuster month for MFer Cassie! She group married a hoard of midgets early in january. Don't worry folks, it was all apart of her little dongs program! They never saw it coming. Like little smokies they were.

Also in the month of january, MFer whiskybuilt a 3D model of Margret Thatcher's ears, and makde 23 threads about the location of his various socks. That whisky!

Febuary:

Love was in the air this month, as Loktar sent everybody in his home state a valentines day card, sadly he didn't put proper addresses on any of them and they got returned...but not to him, since he didn't put his address on there either, but they ended up in the state capitol, and caused what was known as card gate!

NeonMercuryASH published a book of poetry on the subject of angry mice. It was well received in pet stores and across Holland.

March:

Spring spring in the MF (that and many a cock)!

Love Child tried to change her name to Love Pants, but decided against this when she decided pants were LAME!

Cassie went on a bug photo madness tour with her many pix of BUGS, including Dr Dave's favorite the lady bug. She also took to twitter and tweeted more tweets then Madtwitterguy33.

More to come MFers, so stay tuned!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember the time Gagh squashed ten cakes for spite?

 

[Gagh]

I am a cake pacifist

 

[headvoid]

Best thread...

Moah!

 

[Dr Dave]

April:

April flowers bring may socks?

Only if Gagh has something to say about it and he did. He decided to get one of those air cannons that shoot out t-shirts at sporting events, but filled it with tube socks and eggs (the kind with no mayo), and shoot them off at various cricket matches.

CaptainWacky took to the airwaves when he accidentally wondered into a radio station. The DJ's having gone off to the bathroom, had left the board un attended. For some 4 minutes, WackyRadio was on the air. With such slogans as "Sex with Ducks Sex" and "DeathLOL" it was an instant hit, until security came and Wacky was escorted from the building.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am a cake pacifist

You are NOW you crazed womaniser.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm a carbon chauvinist.

 

[whisky]

I literally only just turned my pc on today, Hitman Absolution appears to be sucking up most of my spare time.

 

[Cassie]

I'M A FEMINAZI!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will Dr Dave write about the time we all died in May?

 

[Dr Dave]

May:

Due to a solar ejaculation, while the MF gang was listening to that "It's the end of the world as we know it" song, caused a twitch in the space time continuem and killed everybody in the minefield.

June:

Everybody got better.

CaptainWacky began his Top 10 ugly nozes, but due to a sneez he deleted the thread ON ACCIDENT, or so he thought. Since in fact Loktar had put itching powder all over his room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOKTAR!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

 

[headvoid]

WackyRadio should exist again. I hope the good dr doesn't gloss over the curious incident of the tisi in the night garden.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's coming...like a mad parrot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or that time I felt an emotion.

 

[curiousa2z]

wait - you did!?!!?

why didnt I get the memo?

 

[Tisiphone]

It might be a top secret clearance level thingy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

wait - you did!?!!?

why didnt I get the memo?

Don't you mean get the "emo"?

 

[curiousa2z]

oh I get lots of that.

 

[curiousa2z]

but not one star!