TIME!!! AND DEATH!!! I HAVE MADE BOTH OF YOU MY BITCHES!

[Dracula]

Neither of you can defeat me.

I am the Lord of the Undead, King of Vampires, Prince of Darkness.

You cannot defeat me.

SO FUCK OFF!

 

[Death]

Hey there, Ted.

Nice new avatar. It's going to be your last, you know.

Watch out for that...oh wait. On second thought, don't watch out for it.

Almost cost myself a job.

 

[Sarek]

Neither of you can defeat me.

I am the Lord of the Undead, King of Vampires, Prince of Darkness.

You cannot defeat me.

SO FUCK OFF!

Except with garlic, a wooden stake, a cross, holy water or sunlight.

 

[Death]

Good points, Sar. Pun fully intended.

 

[Dracula]

Hey Death.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Your whole "I'm Death, I know your real name and when you'll die" shtick is as lame as your dick.

Fuck off and really die, pussy.

 

[Time]

Neither of you can defeat me.

I am the Lord of the Undead, King of Vampires, Prince of Darkness.

You cannot defeat me.

SO FUCK OFF!

Heat death of the universe FTW. We can wait.

 

[Dracula]

You're an asshat.

And the whole "time" gimmick is lame.

Try again, loser.

 

[God's Afro]

If only Draky would ewear an afro. he wouldn't need to drink so much blood. An afro would sustain him and even protect him from sunlight. then he would have a more sunny diosposistion as his skin would get in more color if he would wear an afro.

 

[Dracula]

"If only gods' Afro" would take his dick out of Time's mouth for two seconds and stop being a faggot."

Yeah...that'll happen.

 

[God's Afro]

Poor Draky. Just can't understand what it means to wear an afro. There is such sheer power in it that stems from God that he can't comprehend. He will, if he would only wear an afro. He would be part of something bigger than himself, and he would be fufilled.

 

[Sarek]

What a stupid dicussion.

 

[FBI parte due]

Seriously, Dracula, what's with the dual act?

Is this some bizarre morality play you feel compelled to show us?

 

[Sarek]

I'm going to eat a roasted garlic sandwich in his honor.

 

[God's Afro]

Afros is as afros does my friend. Nothing can beat the sheer sensuality of God's afro.

 

[Sarek]

Try a woman once, virgin.

 

[Time]

You're an asshat.

And the whole "time" gimmick is lame.

Try again, loser.

You'll see that you are wrong but I don't care so I'm leaving this thread. My friend tide and I wait for no vampire.

 

[Sarek]

I've got nothing to do so I'm just killing Time.

 

[God's Afro]

Go wear an afro and you'll feel cleaner.

 

[Time]

Why, look at that. There are intervals of 3-15 minutes between all of Sarek and God's Afro's posts. I smell a dual!

 

[Sarek]

Why. look at that. There's a huge space between your ears. I guess what they say is true, time IS an endless void.