Top Tens for 2020

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#8.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - This is the right one. This is the best female celebrity. It's Hailee Steinfeld.
2) Zendaya - She makes me happy.
3) Kiernan Shipka - The scrunchiest nose.
4) Karen Gillan - I think she's great.
5) Katelyn Nacon - Continues her hot streak.
6) Olivia Wilde - Hey I remembered how much I like Olivia Wilde!
7) Anna Kendrick - This girl, who is super cute, is cute to a super level.
8) Saoirse Ronan - It's going to be hard for her to drop out of my affections now that I've felt the Ronan Feelings.
9) Lauren Tsai - One of the best faces.
10) Natalie Portman - She's been with me so long and has helped me a lot.
11) Emily Ratajkowski
12) Holly Earl
13) Billie Eilish
14) Kristen Stewart
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Michelle Trachtenberg
17) Emily Kinney
18) Bailee Madison
19) Angourie Rice
20) Alice Levine
21) Hannah John-Kamen
22) Gal Gadot
23) Amber Midthunder
24) Dove Cameron
25) Freema Agyeman
26) Mandip Gill
27) Vanessa Hudgens
28) Jenny Nicholson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#8.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Hailee Steinfeld is the best girl and it feels good to say it.
2) Zendaya - She is the only person worthy of being named Zendaya.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yep the Moretz Feelingz are coming strong and I don't try to fight them.
4) Dakota Fanning - Have a WELL DESERVED high birthday ranking.
5) Kiernan Shipka - In Ship shape.
6) Karen Gillan - Makes Scotland worthwhile.
7) Anya Taylor-Joy - Really threatening to break into the top level.
8) Barbara Palvin - I need to rank more models and she's one of the best.
9) Saoirse Ronan - She's great.
10) Katelyn Nacon - I like her.
11) Lauren Tsai
12) Olivia Wilde
13) Anna Kendrick
14) Katherine Ryan
15) Emily Kinney
16) Billie Eilish
17) Zazie Beetz
18) Larsen Thompson
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Natalie Portman
21) Charlotte Hope
22) Hannah John-Kamen
23) Camila Mendes
24) Elle Fanning
25) Michelle Trachtenberg
26) Emily Ratajkowski
27) Mandip Gill
28) Peyton Roi List
29) Mina Sundwall
30) Brie Larson

EDIT: I don't know how the fuck I forgot to put Jeri Ryan on the shortlist, maybe a sign that I should stop writing thse forever because my brain is broken, I have to remember to give her a DOUBLE RANKING next time.
 
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CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#9.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - I am not convinced that anyone has provided sufficient evidence to withdraw her "Best Girl" status.
2) Ana de Armas - She's Ana de Attractive!
3) Jeri Ryan - #8.2 was irrelevant.
4) Dakota Fanning - My favourite Fanning.
5) Elle Fanning - But it's very close.
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - Just has something that gives me the warmest feelingz.
7) Katelyn Nacon - I'm rabidly pro Nacon.
8) Barbara Palvin - Deserves more high level recognition.
9) Anya Taylor-Joy - Seriously if you haven't noticed her great unique face yet then you're weird.
10) Zendaya - ZenCuterThanYa.
11) Natalie Portman
12) Emily Kinney
13) Sophie Turner
14) Karen Gillan
15) Zazie Beetz
16) Nicole de Beoer
17) Kiernan Shipka
18) Billie Eilish
19) Cara Delevingne
20) Imogen Poots
21) Freema Agyeman
22) Saoirse Ronan
23) Lauren Tsai
24) Maya Hawke
25) Alice Levine
26) Zoe de Grand'Maison
27) Asuka
28) Ivana Baquero
29) Camila Mendes
30) Tam Nakano
31) Dove Cameron
32) Zoe Lucas
33) Virginia Gardner
34) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#9.2

1) Elle Fanning - Actually she's the best Fanning and possibly best girl if you like sweet pale nice cute girls!
2) Natalie Portman - My constant.
3) Zendaya - One of the best girls.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Also one of the best girls.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - Could easily get back to number one any time.
6) Ana de Armas - She's great.
7) Larsen Thompson - Actually yeah she's really attractive.
8) Katelyn Nacon - Still a strong one to watch.
9) Holly Earl - Great in the face.
10) Saoirse Ronan - Gives me nice feelings.
11) Sophie Turner
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Dakota Fanning
14) Mandip Gill
15) Zazie Beetz
16) Karen Gillan
17) Cara Delevingne
18) Nicole de Boer
19) Reina Hardesty
20) Mina Sundwall
21) Chloe Grace Moretz
22) Adria Arjona
23) Sarah Bolger
24) Dichen Lachman
25) Jameela Jamil
26) Jeri Ryan
27) Toni Storm
28) Zoey Deutch
29) Anya Chalotra
30) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#10.1

1) Natalie Portman - There is no "Answer." But Natalie is the Answer.
2) Elle Fanning - Lovelier than Kitten Soup.
3) Larsen Thompson - Yeah I was definitely right about this one.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Could probaby just destroy every other female celebrity any time she pleased.
5) Mandip Gill - I've been finding her increasingly attractive all year.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - Also increasingly impressed by her face.
7) Samara Weaving - Yet another strong member of this new generation of female celebrities who are taking over and I'm into it.
8) Maisie Williams - Hey she's great.
9) Zendaya - Obviously aother key component for the future of the top of this list.
10) Alison Brie - All these high ranking relative newcomers DO NOT MEAN that I'm not still loyal to girls I've liked for ten years or more such as the great Alison Brie!
11) Hailee Steinfeld
12) Dakota Fanning
13) Laura Harrier
14) Katelyn Nacon
15) Emma Roberts
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Mina Sundwall
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Katherine Ryan
20) Valentina Novakovic
21) Gal Gadot
22) Hana Kimura
23) Kristen Stewart
24) Florence Pugh
25) Nathalie Emmanuel
26) Joey King
27) Aly Michalka
28) Sophie Turner
29) Ariela Barer
30) Anna Hopkins
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I was pretty shocked when I realised it started September 2009 and I started watching it a couple of months later when Dual (RIP) posted an Alison Brie thread but here we are.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#10.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - We're almost at the Shipka Singularity where it's litereally impossible for anyone else to be number one. Almost.
2) Alison Brie - Yep it's that time of the year when I ask "why not Alison Brie?"
3) Evan Rachel Wood - She's Evan Rachel Great.
4) Elle Fanning - Nicer than nice things.
5) Anya Taylor-Joy - Continuing to rise fast.
6) Lauren Tsai - Her face is one of the best on record.
7) Larsen Thompson - I find her attractive.
8) Natalie Portman - She is Natalie.
9) Tessa Thompson - I like her.
10) Mina Sundwall - Strongly one to watch.
11) Angourie Rice
12) Samara Weaving
13) Zendaya
14) Florence Pugh
15) Sophie Turner
16) Laura Harrier
17) Ana de Armas
18) Aly Michalka
19) Janina Gavankar
20) Peyton Roi List
21) Hailee Steinfeld
22) Alice Levine
23) Maisie Williams
24) Emily Ratajkowski
25) Natalie Dormer
26) Pom Klementieff
27) Gemma Arterton
28) Brie Larson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#11.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Convince me that there's someone better. TRY IT.
2) Alison Brie - Still rabidly pro Alison Brie.
3) Evan Rachel Wood - Seriously she's Evan Rachel Really Great.
4) Lauren Tsai - I am drawn to her.
5) Elle Fanning - Makes things nicer.
6) Holly Earl - She has one of the best faces.
7) Katelyn Nacon - Has a good everything.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - Her eyes are impossible.
9) Bailee Madison - I am a Madifan.
10) Larsen Thompson - Continuing to be highly one to watch.
11) Aly Michalka
12) Anne Hathaway
13) Zendaya
14) Florence Pugh
15) Emma Roberts
16) Hailee Steinfeld
17) Asuka
18) Peyton Roi List
19) Sophie Turner
20) Billie Eilish
21) Mina Sundwall
22) Jamie Hayter
23) Freema Agyeman
24) Katherine McNamara
25) Samara Weaving
26) Emily Ratajkowski
27) Dakota Fanning
28) Amber Midthunder
29) Adria Arjona
30) Sarah Desjardins
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#11.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - The female celebrity world is on pause which means Kiernan Shipka is likely to stay at number one for a long time. I think I can live with it.
2) Katelyn Nacon - She's great and getting greater.
3) Larsen Thompson - I am finding her appealing right now.
4) Evan Rachel Wood - It's nearly Evan Robot Wood time.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - A high level one to watch!
6) Ana de Armas - Has been very good lately.
7) Billie Eilish - Umm yeah I like how she looks.
8) Anya Taylor-Joy - She's got that face.
9) Alison Brie - Brieally good.
10) Elle Fanning - Cuter than you.
11) Mina Sundwall
12) Billie Lourd
13) Asuka
14) Anne Hathaway
15) Emma Roberts
16) Bailee Madison
17) Jeri Ryan
18) Aly Michalka
19) Emily Ratajkowski
20) Maya Hawke
21) Peyton Roi List
22) Leven Rambin
23) Natalie Morales
24) Elizabeth Henstridge
25) Isa Briones
26) Zelina Vega

Well coronavirus you've gone and done it now. All the events female celebrities attend have been cancelled, so I'm going back to one list a week (which was always the plan!) starting Thursday. At least until things pick up again.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#12

1) Kiernan Shipka - At least I found out who the best female celebrity is. Before the end.
2) Kaitlyn Dever - One to watch if there's a future.
3) Katelyn Nacon - That name can be spelled several ways!
4) Lauren Tsai - Definitely one of my favourite girls in these later years of my life.
5) Evan Rachel Wood - We could use a robot revolution right now.
6) Anjli Mohindra - It's good to see more of her.
7) Kat Dennings - She's great.
8) Emma Roberts - I like her.
9) Billie Eilish - If I was like 16 right now (and had a future!) she'd be my number one of forever probably.
10) Dakota Fanning - She's one of the best Fannings.
11) Freema Agyeman
12) Elle Fanning
13) Genevieve Buechner
14) Natalie Portman
15) Asuka
16) Ana de Armas
17) Mackenzie Foy
18) Angourie Rice
19) Anya Taylor-Joy
20) Mina Sundwall
21) Valentina Novakovic
22) Stephanie Corneliussen
23) Tam Nakano
24) Ivana Baquero
25) Tessa Thompson
26) Laura Prepon
27) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#13

1) Emily Ratajkowski - She's been great lately.
2) Natalie Portman - It's good that huge movie star Natalie Portman became an Instagram cooking person.
3) Kiernan Shipka - Always going to be at or near the top.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - I'm passionately pro Hailee Steinfeld.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - Continues to be one to watch in the hoped for future.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - See above but with bigger eyes.
7) Ana de Armas - Has really established herself as at a high level.
8) Florence Pugh - She's really pretty.
9) Sophie Turner - So Nice Face Turner.
10) Billie Eilish - I like her.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Katelyn Nacon
13) Michelle Trachtenberg
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Freema Agyeman
16) Kat Dennings
17) Stephanie Corneliussen
18) Anna Kendrick
19) Penelope Ford
20) Aly Michalka
21) Holly Earl
22) Alison Brie
23) Evan Rachel Wood
24) Diane Guerrero
25) Milana Vayntrub
26) Kathryn Newton
27) Isa Briones
28) Tessa Thompson
29) Jeri Ryan
30) Asuka
31) Genevieve Buechner
32) Aubrey Plaza
33) Brandi Rhodes
34) Charlotte Hope
35) Brie Larson
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#14

1) Evan Rachel Wood - Could I have a New Permanent Number One for the Corona Times? Possibly!
2) Nathalie Emmanuel - Someone with a new photoshoot is going to do very well in the current climate and she had a great new photoshoot.
3) Katherine McNamara - Have become radically pro her in recent days!
4) Hailee Steinfeld - It's good when she has legs.
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She continues to have been great lately.
6) Dakota Fanning - Has been one of the stars of this troubling time.
7) Kaitlyn Dever - I continue to keep at least one eye on her.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sudden stirring of Trachtenfeelings today and it was welcome.
9) Dakota Blue Richards - Deserves top level recognition.
10) Lauren Tsai - She is beautiful.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Sophie Turner
14) Kiernan Shipka
15) Saoirse Ronan
16) Asuka
17) Bailee Madison
18) Jeri Ryan
19) Natalie Portman
20) Holly Earl
21) Billie Eilish
22) Tessa Thompson
23) Isa Briones
24) Kat Dennings
25) Ivana Baquero
26) Katelyn Nacon
27) Katie McGrath
28) Isabelle Fuhrman
29) Penelope Ford
30) Emma Roberts
31) Florence Pugh
32) Mina Sundwall
33) Hana Kimura
34) Nicole de Boer
35) Ruby Rose
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#15

1) Kiernan Shipka - She's just so blatantly the best girl that there's literally no point even considering anyone else.
2) Evan Rachel Wood - The most beautiful robot.
3) Kaitlyn Dever - Officially a top level girl and it feels good to say it.
4) Emma Roberts - I don't think I've been giving her enough credit lately and that stops now.
5) Katherine McNamara - Continuing to feel good about her.
6) Anna Kendrick - Oh hey turns out she's still cuter than you.
7) Karen Gillan - I like her a lot.
8) Nathalie Emmanuel - Those strong feelings from last week hold over.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - She's great.
10) Katelyn Nacon - Needs to be in a tv show when tv shows are filmed again.
11) Elizabeth Olsen
12) Candice Patton
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Phoebe Tonkin
15) Elizabeth Henstridge
16) Anya Taylor-Joy
17) Asuka
18) Michelle Trachtenberg
19) Genevieve Buechner
20) Tessa Thompson
21) Scarlett Johansson
22) Ruby Rose
23) Rebecca Hall
24) Bailee Madison
25) Freema Agyeman
26) Natalie Portman
27) Nicole Law
28) Joey King
29) Sophie Turner
30) Nicole de Boer
31) Katie McGrath
32) Hikaru Shida
33) Sasha Banks
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#16

1) Emma Roberts - She has become the Quarantine Queen.
2) Evan Rachel Wood - I find her stunningly beautiful.
3) Zendaya - I love Zendaya she'll save us.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Moretz Feelingz have made a nice return.
5) Katelyn Nacon - It's crazy that she invented bacon.
6) Katherine McNamara - Will continue to be a strong one to watch until I see her again.
7) Karen Gillan - Everyone should like her.
8) Kaitlyn Dever - As good as she is short.
9) Elle Fanning - Sweeter than the kittens ALF used to murder.
10) Anna Kendrick - Let's not forget that she's great.
11) Nathalie Emmanuel
12) Dakota Blue Richards
13) Anya Taylor-Joy
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Alison Brie
16) Kiernan Shipka
17) Freema Agyeman
18) Mina Sundwall
19) Michelle Trachtenberg
20) Amber Midthunder
21) Hana Kimura
22) Willa Holland
23) Rebecca Hall
24) Candice Patton
25) Charli XCX
26) Billie Eilish
27) Phoebe Tonkin
28) Hikaru Shida
29) Nicole Law
30) Anna Hopkins
31) Sadie Sink
32) Tam Nakano
33) Pom Klementieff
34) Brandi Rhodes
35) Jamie Hayter
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#17

1) Katelyn Nacon - One of the most cherished duties of any autistic with a weekly list of female celebrities is welcoming a new girl to "One Of The Best Girls" status. Today I have the honour of naming Katelyn Nacon as at that level.
2) Tessa Thompson - She's a sexy killer robot for sure. Also an actress.
3) Felicity Jones - Let us not forget of the beauty of Felicity Jones. Let us never forget.
4) Kaitlyn Dever - Has also become a great comfort to me in this uncertain time.
5) Zendaya - Her "One Of The Best Girls" status is well known by now.
6) Sophie Turner - It's pretty amazing how good she's looked under all the current circumstances.
7) Anjli Mohindra - Seeing her as Rani again was a beautiful surprise and I can't wait to see what she does next.
8) Kat Dennings - Her face is one of the best.
9) Anya Taylor-Joy - Please acknowledge that I was right about her being a future megastar.
10) Nathalie Emmanuel - I have been highly into her lately.
11) Kiernan Shipka
12) Emma Roberts
13) Mackenzie Foy
14) Karen Gillan
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Billie Eilish
17) Elle Fanning
18) Hailee Steinfeld
19) Dakota Blue Richards
20) Bailee Madison
21) Emily Ratajkowski
22) Hana Kimura
23) Evan Rachel Wood
24) Isabela Merced
25) Emily Kinney
26) Freema Agyeman
27) Charli XCX
28) Milana Vayntrub
29) Penelope Ford
30) Genevieve Buechner
31) Joey King
32) Dua Lipa
33) Zoey Deutch
34) Courtney Ford
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#18

1) Katelyn Nacon - A strange time for a New Permanent Number One to emerge, but she definitely is that.
2) Zoey Deutch - She has arrived.
3) Kat Dennings - My rabidly pro Kat Dennings feelings have well and truly returned and they feel good to feel.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - There were good images of her this week.
5) Emily Ratajkowski - And certainly of her as well.
6) Emma Roberts - Continues to look great quarantined.
7) Evan Rachel Wood - Her face is Evan Rachel Great.
8) Zendaya - Sometimes I think about Zendaya and things don't seem so bad.
9) Ana de Armas - Strongly one to watch.
10) Lauren Tsai - One of the best faces.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Elle Fanning
13) Natalie Dormer
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Asuka
16) Holly Earl
17) Karen Gillan
18) Felicity Jones
19) Mina Sundwall
20) Brie Larson
21) Natalie Portman
22) Anjli Mohindra
23) Dakota Fanning
24) Billie Eilish
25) Danielle Panabaker
26) Candice Patton
27) Sophie Turner
28) Kairi Sane
29) Tiya Sircar
30) Dove Cameron
31) Freema Agyeman
32) Kiernan Shipka
33) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
34) Tessa Thompson
35) Florence Pugh
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#19

1) Katelyn Nacon - This is what being the New Permanent Number One looks like.
2) Emily Ratajkowski - She is spectacularly good.
3) Dakota Blue Richards - Gosh, look at those.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - One of the best girls.
5) Anne Hathaway - She's a really good actress and person!
6) Evan Rachel Wood - I like this robot lady.
7) Ana de Armas - Has been doing great in 2020.
8) Anna Kendrick - Cuter than lots of ducks.
9) Laruen Tsai - Still has that face.
10) Candice Patton - Good in mirrors.
11) Elle Fanning
12) Natalie Portman
13) Billie Eilish
14) Karen Gillan
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Natalie Dormer
17) Jamie Hayter
18) Leven Rambin
19) Tiya Sircar
20) Zoey Deutch
21) Kate Beckinsale
22) Kaitlyn Dever
23) Gal Gadot
24) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
25) Mina Sundwall
26) Isa Briones
27) Tessa Thompson
28) Dakota Fanning
29) Penelope Ford
30) Charli XCX
31) Florence Pugh
32) Laura Harrier
33) Tam Nakano
 
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