Top Tens for 2020

CaptainWacky

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#31

1) Katelyn Nacon - She is the best girl now it's decided.
2) Chloe Bennet - Seven seasons of being great.
3) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her too!
4) Emily Ratajkowski - It's great about her phsyical appearance.
5) Lauren Tsai - Continues to be one of the best girls.
6) Dove Cameron - Has been particularly Dovely as of late.
7) Sadie Sink - Hihgly one to watch.
8) Mackenzie Foy - Her face is a strong addition to the list of good faces.
9) Maya Hawke - Also really good in several ways.
10) Ellen Wong - Ellen Wong could be at this level every week with more exposure!
11) Anjli Mohindra
12) Dakota Fanning
13) Maisie Williams
14) Emily Kinney
15) Anya Taylor-Joy
16) Asuka
17) Charli XCX
18) Natalia Dyer
19) Tam Nakano
20) Tiya Sircar
21) Kaitlyn Dever
22) Camila Mendes
23) Kairi Sane
24) Jamie Hayter
25) Billie Eilish
26) Zendaya
27) Zoey Deutch
28) Xia Li
29) Tina Desai
30) Olivia Munn
31) Zoe Lucas
32) Hikaru Shida
33) Jessica Chastain
34) Maisie Richardson-Sellers
 

CaptainWacky

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#32

1) Kat Dennings - Turns out the current number one of the Wacky Hot One Hundred might actually be the Actual Number One!
2) Emily Ratajkowski - Of course let's not forget that EmRata is a Strong Best Girl Contender.
3) Katelyn Nacon - Continues to be great in 2020.
4) Laura Harrier - She has arrived.
5) Chloe Bennet - I will continue to be interested in Chloe Bennet even when she isn't in a weekly tv show.
6) Maisie Williams - There's the Maisie Williams I like to see!
7) Olivia Thirlby - It's time for the Thirlby Comeback to begin.
8) Ellen Page - Still both small and good!
9) Kaitlyn Dever - I think Ellen Page is probably her role model.
10) Natalia Dyer - I've been into her lately and it feels good to say it.
11) Alison Brie
12) Kiernan Shipka
13) Karen Gillan
14) Dakota Fanning
15) Zendaya
16) Dove Cameron
17) Elizabeth Henstridge
18) Zoey Deutch
19) Ritu Arya
20) Elle Fanning
21) Charli XCX
22) Katherine Barrell
23) Leven Rambin
24) Dichen Lachman
25) Freema Agyeman
26) Charlotte Hope
27) Anya Taylor-Joy
28) Natalie Portman
29) Tiya Sircar
30) Anne Hathaway
31) Anna Jay
32) Valentina Novakovic
33) Hailee Steinfeld
34) Michelle Trachtenberg
35) Nicole Kang
 

CaptainWacky

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#33

1) Kiernan Shipka - Uhh wait it turns out Kiernan Shipka is literally (and I mean LITERALLY) perfect in every possible way and therefore the best girl there ever has been or ever will be. Just to clear things up!
2) Kat Dennings - I do also love Kat Dennings.
3) Laura Harrier - Pretty sure we've got a new top level girls here, folks.
4) Anna Kendrick - Was supposed to be highly ranked the last couple of weeks but I somehow forgot so here she is.
5) Ana de Armas - Continues to be one to watch.
6) Dove Cameron - I think she's permanently in the actual top ten for a while.
7) Lauren Tsai - Her face is one of the best.
8) Elizabeth Henstridge - I will miss her (but maybe she'll be in other things!)
9) Olivia Thirlby - Please let there be Thirlby when the world returns.
10) Chloe Bennet - I'll miss her too.
11) Zendaya
12) Margot Robbie
13) Emily Ratajkowski
14) Zoey Deutch
15) Kaitlyn Dever
16) Pom Klementieff
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Camila Mendes
19) Tam Nakano
20) Katherine Barrell
21) Brie Larson
22) Sasha Banks
23) Valentina Novakovic
24) Gal Gadot
25) Diane Guerrero
26) Genevieve Buechner
27) Natalie Portman
28) Ariel Winter
29) Jenna Coleman
30) Emma Roberts
31) Malese Jow
32) Dakota Fanning
33) Bailee Madison
34) Dominique Provost-Chalkley
35) Anna Jay
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Doing two shorter ones this week and will no longer be announcing in advance how many lists there will be on a given week, check every Sunday and Thursday to find out.

#34.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - There's almost no chance of anyone else ever being number one.
2) Kat Dennings - I really don't want to take anything away from how super, SUPER great Kat Dennings is, however!
3) Lauren Tsai - Her face is amazing.
4) Laura Harrier - Still highly into her right now!
5) Samara Weaving - One to watch to a strong degree.
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - Will surely be in something else some day!
7) Ana de Armas - I am a fan.
8) Ariel Winter - Actually deserving high level recognition.
9) Chloe Bennet - It was good watching her grow as an actress over the last seven years.
10) Maya Hawke - Hello there.
11) Anna Kendrick
12) Elle Fanning
13) Ming-Na Wen
14) Dove Cameron
15) Katherine McNamara
16) Hannah John-Kamen
17) Emily Kinney
18) Hailee Steinfeld
19) Tessa Thompson
20) Dakota Fanning
21) Zendaya
22) Jamie Hayter
23) Natalia Dyer
24) Ritu Arya
25) Penelope Ford
 

CaptainWacky

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#34.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is literally perfect and it may now be physically impossible for anyone to beat her.
2) Lauren Tsai - Has been really super great as of late.
3) Kat Dennings - Continues to bring her face to the face place (Instagram.)
4) Hailee Steinfeld - The Haiz levels in my blood are rising.
5) Laura Harrier - A top level girl.
6) Alison Brie - They don't call her the Brieally NIce Alison Brie at all but they should!
7) Margot Robbie - Is definitely Margood Hottie.
8) Natalie Portman - Her face is still her face.
9) Anna Kendrick - Looks like Anna Kendrick.
10) Billie Eilish - She is an attractive and talented young lady.
11) Gina Carano
12) Anjli Mohindra
13) Ariel Winter
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead
15) Hannah John-Kamen
16) Samara Weaving
17) Charlotte Hope
18) Angourie Rice
19) Ellen Page
20) Kaitlyn Dever
21) Tam Nakano
22) Dakota Fanning
23) Zoe Lucas
24) Mandip Gill
25) Jessica Chastain
26) Katherine Barrell
27) Larsen Thompson
28) Dominique Provost-Chalkley
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#35

1) Kiernan Shipka - Yep, it's over. She's number one every week forever and the purpose of this list is now ranking all others below her.
2) Lauren Tsai - I do also love Lauren Tsai.
3) Zendaya - Late breaking super high level return!
4) Kat Dennings - Her face is great.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - The best newcomer of 2020.
6) Margot Robbie - I'm rabidly pro Margot Robbie now.
7) Holly Earl - Every time I see her face I'm like "oh yeah that's one of the best faces."
8) Emma Roberts - She's still top level and it must be reflected on the list.
9) Emily Ratajkowski - She's great.
10) Laura Harrier - One to watch.
11) Kristen Stewart
12) Dove Cameron
13) Sadie Sink
14) Charli XCX
15) Emily Kinney
16) Thomasin McKenzie
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Asuka
19) Scarlett Johansson
20) Diane Guerrero
21) Adria Arjona
22) Stephanie Leonidas
23) Zoey Deutch
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Jessica Chastain
26) Bailee Madison
27) Ming-Na Wen
28) Gal Gadot
29) Anna Jay
30) Zelina Vega
31) Penelope Ford
32) Sasha Banks
33) Katherine Barrell
 

CaptainWacky

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#36

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is more attractive than the peak level of attractiveness of any girl who I have previously ranked at number one.
2) Zendaya - Zendayaday is the special day of the year when we remember that Zendaya is one of the best girls ever.
3) Lauren Tsai - Her face is extremely appealing to me.
4) Kat Dennings - I am a fan.
5) Maisie Williams - Yep starting to feel highly into Maisie Williams!
6) Kaitlyn Dever - Cuter than the cute bible.
7) Holly Earl - She is beautifEarl (beautiful.)
8) Dove Cameron - Continues her hot streak.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Is she foreshadowing a Trachtencomeback comeback?
10) Elle Fanning - Let's not forget that kittens grow out of her.
11) Hannah John-Kamen
12) Margot Robbie
13) Dakota Blue Richards
14) Samara Weaving
15) Ariel Winter
16) Brigette Lundy-Paine
17) Hailee Steinfeld
18) Barbara Palvin
19) Phoebe Tonkin
20) Nathalie Emmanuel
21) Gal Gadot
22) Tiya Sircar
23) Chari XCX
24) Katherine McNamara
25) Leven Rambin
26) Anya Taylor-Joy
27) Paige
28) Maiki Itoh
29) Lotte Verbeek
30) Pom Klementieff
31) Dakota Fanning
32) Anna Jay
33) Mina Sundwall

(NOTE: This list is for both individuals who identify as female and those who identify as non-binary AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN I JUST NEVER MENTIONED IT BEFORE.)
 
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CaptainWacky

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#37.1

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - YEP turns out the Trachtencomeback really is back to the extent that she is the New Permanent Number One!
2) Kiernan Shipka - I am still rabidly pro Kiernan Shipka and await her next media appearance.
3) Zendaya - I just...love Zendaya.
4) Maisie Williams - Has been really good lately.
5) Lauren Tsai - She is beautiful.
6) Dakota Blue Richards - I'm feeling like Dakota Blue Richards is at One Of The Best Girls level!?
7) Maya Hawke - I like what we've seen of her lately.
8) Tiya Sircar - She's great.
9) Millie Bobby Brown - It's time for her Top Ten debut!
10) Leven Rambin - Continues to be highly appealing.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Laura Harrier
13) Valentina Novakovic
14) Elle Fanning
15) Diane Guerrero
16) Ariel Winter
17) Holly Earl
18) Charli XCX
19) Margot Robbie
20) Emily Ratajkowski
21) Scarlett Johansson
22) Samara Weaving
23) Emily Kinney
24) Alice Leveine
25) Mina Sundwall
26) Pom Klementieff
27) Paige
28) Hikaru Shida
 

CaptainWacky

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#37.2

1) Zendaya - Her plan to be declared the official Best Girl by the end of 2020 has really picked up lately.
2) Karen Gillan - We really need to appreciate how great her face is.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm still in the Trachtenmood!
4) Elle Fanning - Her Cutenss Particle Count is higher even than Master Yaddle's.
5) Millie Bobby Brown - Yeah she's obviously the future of female celebrities let's face it.
6) Lauren Tsai - She's one of my favourites.
7) Maya Hawke - I like her qualities.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Probably still The Best Girl but there's just been more competition lately.
9) Nathalie Emmanuel - It's good to see her being great again.
10) Dakota Blue Richards - We need more of her.
11) Hailee Steinfeld
12) Tiya Sircar
13) Ariel Winter
14) Freema Agyeman
15) Emma Roberts
16) Chlarlotte Hope
17) Scarlett Johansson
18) Brigette Lundy-Paine
19) Hannah John-Kamen
20) Barbara Palvin
21) Charli XCX
22) Kristen Stewart
23) Anna Jay
24) Billie Eilish
25) Laura Harrier
26) Zoey Deutch
27) Cate Blanchett
28) Nicole de Boer
 

CaptainWacky

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#38

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - No one else was considered for number one for even a second.
2) Lily Mo Sheen - Yeah I'm certainly liking LMS to a high level right now.
3) Karen Gillan - We still need to appreciate her strong goodness.
4) Abigail Breslin - I'm certainly very open to a Breslincomeback!
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - Tentative top level return as I know she could easily just disappear again.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - She is lovely.
7) Scarlett Johansson - It's good to be reminded of her high level attractiveness.
8) Lauren Tsai - Her face is one of the best.
9) Leven Rambin - She's great.
10) Zendaya - It could still be the Year of Zendaya.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Elle Fanning
13) Bailee Madison
14) Emily VanCamp
15) Mary Mouser
16) Laura Harrier
17) Anna Hopkins
18) Freema Agyeman
19) Hannah John-Kamen
20) Ariel Winter
21) Mina Sundwall
22) Tiya Sircar
23) Dakota Fanning
24) Pom Klementieff
25) Hayley Atwell
26) Kiernan Shipka
27) Rosario Dawson
28) Zoey Deutch
29) Alice Levine
30) Maki Itoh
31) Lottie Lion
32) Saoirse Ronan
 
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CaptainWacky

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#39

1) Elle Fanning - The Princess of Pale is once again The Queen of All Girls!
2) Dakota Blue Richards - She is absolutely spectacular.
3) Millie Bobby Brown - It's pretty obvious how good she is, really.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtencomeback is still rolling.
5) Chloe Grace Moretz - More very promising signs that she could be back!
6) Zendaya - Congrats on being the youngest woman to ever win an Emmy!
7) Leven Rambin - Imagine if I actually saw her in a tv show.
8) Karen Gillan - Continues not to be Karen Illin'.
9) Bailee Madison - Seems like one to watch.
10) Billie Eilish - Hey she's really good looking.
11) Lily Mo Sheen
12) Katherine McNamara
13) Freema Agyeman
14) Dove Cameron
15) Tiya Sircar
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Hailee Steinfeld
18) Ariel Winter
19) Larsen Thompson
20) Charlotte Hope
21) Mary Mouser
22) Kat Dennings
23) Hikaru Shida
24) Elizabeth Olsen
25) Anna Jay
26) Evan Rachel Wood
27) Pom Klementieff
28) Anne Hathaway
29) Laura Harrier
30) Alice Levine
31) Emma Roberts
32) Anjli Mohindra
33) Xia Li
 

CaptainWacky

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#40

1) Elle Fanning - There is no one better than Elle Fanning right now.
2) Karen Gillan - But Karen Gillan is also very attractive.
3) Lauren Tsai - She is one of my favourite girls.
4) Dakota Blue Richards - I certainly highly like DBR.
5) Lily Mo Sheen - Continues to be one to watch.
6) Millie Bobby Brown - Has a very bright future.
7) Rose Leslie - It's good to see her again, and glowing.
8) Larsen Thompson - Rapidly climbing the rankings.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - One of the best ever.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is aTrachtive.
11) Sophie Turner
12) Asuka
13) Leven Rambin
14) Kat Dennings
15) Zendaya
16) Bailee Madison
17) Pom Klementieff
18) Dakota Fanning
19) Olivia Wilde
20) Katherine McNamara
21) Avril Lavigne
22) Anna Jay
23) Victoria Coren Mitchell
24) Zazie Beetz
25) Charlotte Hope
26) Mary Mouser
27) Peyton Roi List
28) Maisie Williams
29) Emily Kinney
30) Nicole Kang
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Mina Sundwall

(Avril was included due to a new image this week, not the very old video.)
 
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CaptainWacky

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#41.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - We are once again approaching the Shipka Singularity where it becomes literally impossible for anyone else to even be considered for number one ever again.
2) Micehlle Trachtenberg - If she can look this good on social media, imagine how good she'd look on tv again!
3) Katelyn Nacon - A welcome top level return.
4) Elle Fanning - I still love Elle Fanning.
5) Laura Harrier - Definitely deserving top five recognition.
6) Larsen Thompson - Is extremely good at what she does.
7) Karen Gillan - Continues not to be Karen Illin'.
8) Millie Bobby Brown - She's the real deal.
9) Dove Cameron - Love for Dove.
10) Ana de Armas - She's really good.
11) Lily Mo Sheen
12) Angourie Rice
13) Anna Kendrick
14) Kaitlyn Dever
15) Charli XCX
16) Lauren Tsai
17) Ivana Baquero
18) Dakota Blue Richards
19) Rihanna
20) Dakota Fanning
21) Hailee Steinfeld
22) Pom Klementieff
23) Scarlett Johansson
24) Natalie Portman
25) Fan Bingbing
26) Chloe Bennet
27) Emily Ratajkowski
28) Anna Jay
 

CaptainWacky

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#41.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Yeah it's going to take a lot to knock her off the top.
2) Natalie Portman - Natalie climbs back to (near) the top of the list because of her NATALIE POWER.
3) Karen Gillan - Her face is one of the top faces out of all of the faces.
4) Tiya Sircar - Just keeps getting better and better, as if she's say "I should definitely be the one playing a live action Sabine Wren."
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face isn't exactly lacking in goodness.
6) Katelyn Nacon - Continues to feature highly in my mind.
7) Millie Bobby Brown - The future ruler of all female celebrities.
8) Elle Fanning - She's great.
9) Larsen Thompson - I like her qualities.
10) Angourie Rice - Strongly one to watch.
11) Sadie Sink
12) Laura Harrier
13) Margot Robbie
14) Dakota Blue Richards
15) Kristen Stewart
16) Samara Weaving
17) Anna Kendrick
18) Dakota Fanning
19) Freema Agyeman
20) Caitlin Stasey
21) Ana de Armas
22) Kat Dennings
23) Tam Nakano
24) Maisie Williams
25) Jamie Hayter
26) Kairi Sane
27) Peyton Roi List
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#42.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Yeah it's over no one's ever going to beat her.
2) Natalie Portman - Still highly into the actress "Natalie Portman" at the moment!
3) Millie Bobby Brown - Yeah she's rising fast but don't expect her to get to Kiki or Natalie level yet okay.
4) Karen Gillan - They don't call her Top Level Gillan for nothing!
5) Tiya Sircar - She is great.
6) Kristen Stewart - Hey let's not forget that she's great.
7) Emily Kinney - Seeing her face again brings warm feelings to my heart.
8) Sophie Turner - It's like she's never been away.
9) Dove Cameron - She's Dovely.
10) Larsen Thompson - Still highly into professional attractive girl Larsen Thompson.
11) Katelyn Nacon
12) Hailee Steinfeld
13) Laura Harrier
14) Chloe Grace Moretz
15) Lauren Tsai
16) Reina Hardesty
17) Dakota Blue Richards
18) Michelle Trachtenberg
19) Isla Fisher
20) Elizabeth Olsen
21) Elle Fanning
22) Pom Klementieff
23) Diane Guerrero
24) Kat Dennings
25) Katherine McNamara
26) Anna Jay
27) Kairi Sane
28) Olivia Wilde
 

CaptainWacky

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#42.2

1) Natalie Portman - Hey turns out Natalie Portman is the best girl ever and I've kown it in my heart all along!?
2) Gal Gadot - She is stunningly beautiful and deserve a lot more attention from this list.
3) Kiernan Shipka - There is of course always the possibility that Kiki is the best girl ever actually.
4) Pom Klementieff - Pom is actually great and has been proving it of late.
5) Margot Robbie - I'm having Margot cravings again.
6) Karen Gillan - One of the best girls.
7) Emily Kinney - Her face is still doing the thing Padme does to Yoda to me.
8) Millie Bobby Brown - Millie Nicey Nice.
9) Larsen Thompson - Yep still impressing me.
10) Dakota Fanning - My Fanning-o-meter (what, you don't have one?) is definitely pointing Dakota's way at the moment.
11) Maisie Williams
12) Hayley Atwell
13) Freema Agyeman
14) Hailee Steinfeld
15) Billie Eilish
16) Tessa Thompson
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Charlotte Hope
19) Leven Rambin
20) Sophie Turner
21) Tam Nakano
22) Elle Fanning
23) Jamie Hayter
24) Kat Dennings
25) Anna Kendrick
26) Michelle Trachtenberg
27) Sophie Tweed-Simmons
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#43

1) Natalie Portman - There is nobody nicer.
2) Millie Bobby Brown - Somebody must have told her to bring the cuteness!
3) Hailee Steinfeld - Feeling very strongly pro Haiz right now.
4) Kiernan Shipka - Continues to swim with sharks.
5) Katelyn Nacon - It's amazing she looks like this yet only eats bacon.
6) Mackenzie Foy - She's the one to watch.
7) Lauren Tsai - I like how incredibly pretty she is.
8) Gal Gadot - Continues to be beautiGal (beautiful.)
9) Dakota Fanning - I really like her face.
10) Margot Robbie - A top level girl.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Pom Klementieff
13) Larsen Thompson
14) Saoirse Ronan
15) Jessica Henwick
16) Kristen Stewart
17) Emily Kinney
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Leven Rambin
20) Asuka
21) Katherine McNamara
22) Anjli Mohindra
23) Jessica Chastain
24) Maisie Williams
25) Florence Pugh
26) Fan Bingbing
27) Ariel Winter
28) Camren Bicondova
29) Elle Fanning
30) Anna Jay
31) Mina Sundwall
32) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

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#44

1) Natalie Portman - She is the greatest female celebrity of all time.
2) Kiernan Shipka - Second comes right after first!
3) Anya Taylor-Joy - Really obviously becoming the star I predicted she would become SEVERAL YEARS AGO.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - Definitely still rabidly pro Haiz.
5) Katelyn Nacon - I hope she soon launches her own brand of bacon.
6) Larsen Thompson - I like how she looks.
7) Gillian Jacobs - Could we finally be getting the Great Gillian Comeback of 2020!?
8) Dove Cameron - Dovely to the extreme.
9) Mackenzie Foy - Highly one to watch.
10) Dakota Fanning - Palekota Paling.
11) Margot Robbie
12) Lauren Tsai
13) Michelle Trachtenberg
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Karen Gillan
16) Zendaya
17) Rose Leslie
18) Emily Kinney
19) Elle Fanning
20) Katherine McNamara
21) Billie Eilish
22) Bayley
23) Emily Ratajkowski
24) Freema Agyeman
25) Emma Roberts
26) Jessica Chastain
27) Isla Fisher
28) Asuka
29) Mina Sundwall
30) Pom Klementieff
31) Emily Coutts
32) Isabelle Fuhrman
33) Charlotte Hope
 
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