Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

Mirah

I love you
I deleted it.
Oh shoot.
I was going to share about how the heat was on too high at work the other day so I took off my 2nd layer and wore just a tank top w/ my cardigan and when I went to the restroom later that day I noticed that the tank top seemed to be pretty much see through. My co-workers didn't tell me! But also I just looked at myself in the mirror and said, "I don't really care" And I didn't put my 2nd layer back on.
 

Mirah

I love you
Indeed! I was also going to share about how I upgraded my phone the other day and when the person went to do the transfer from one phone to the other I lamented not deleting my porn viewing from the morning.
But these aren't the only types of things I would put in that thread if it existed.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
And I would have added an appropriate emoji in reaction, something like :scared:

Then I would have asked something sassy, like "Was it good porn?"

(Then in parentheses I might have added something random like "Remember when they were called smileys or smilies, instead of emojis?"
 

Mirah

I love you
AND THEN
When I was in the pet store
picking up things for my cat
I picked up a feather duster like toy and couldn't put it down so I purchased it for her I mean me, I mean her. It has really pretty feathers on it and an annoying bell.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
How is this for random, a month ago my wife bought two helium balloons for our sons 16th birthday, the 6 lost its boyancy weeks ago, but the one is still up on the ceiling.
 
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