Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[whisky]

Somehow got to 52 without realising don't stand so close to me is about a teacher fucking one of the girls in his class.

 

[Volpone]

...and "Every Breath You Take" is a creepy stalker song.

 

[whisky]

Sting seems like a twat now.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

And 'Roxanne' is about how Sting loves hookers, probably.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

Go Leafs!

 

[whisky]

I rode my bike for the first time in two years, now I made an old man moan when I use the stairs.

 

[Mirah]

I used to make old men moan when I used the stairs, now if they are moaning it is just to tell me to get out of the way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

I used to make old men moan when I used the stairs, now if they are moaning it is just to tell me to get out of the way.

!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

I was in a mood.
I am sure no one is moaning!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

Madonna reveals fully nude NFTs — and a shocking 3D model of her vagina

The NFT collection includes a 3D model of Madonna’s vagina — which is on full display on the collection’s NSFW website.

nypost.com

 

[whisky]

NFTwat

 

[whisky]

I seem incapable of cracking an egg without breaking the yolk