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Torchwood sucked lol

With a missing two years never mentioned agian after his first appearance.
 
I assumed he was talking about his time traveling days, but the writers probably don't know themselves. They were stupid enough to have him talk to Victorian strangers (and women at that!) about men he'd shagged, after all.

Also we're supposed to believe giant fish wandered unnoticed and that moving in a pile of bricks can make a pane of glass 10 feet above you start to fall even though it's completely unconnected.
 
Oh yeah, when Jack woke up in that alley after a bar fight it was SOOOO a flashback to ANGEL being a drunken Irish guy he was then turned vampire...the two women even looked like Darla and Dru. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THAT BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP SAYING IT.
 
What a giantic pile of shit that was.

The only good things were FINALLY KILLING OWEN. But they took their sweet time with that, and explaining the whole Aliens of London thing.

Other than that it was total crap, killing off Toshiko just so the rest of the cast could "ACT", Jack - as well as reliving the entire 20th Century - HAS NOW SPENT 1,900 YEARS BURIED ALIVE AND APPARENTLY DIDN'T SUFFER ANY PSYCHOLGICAL HARM. FUCK YOU. His brother, Dash or Wade or Slade of Wind or whatever he was called, apparently was kept near death for years of torture, but it's a good thing he still looks like a model with perfect skin and perfect teeth!!

Utter.

Shit.
 
Yeah, Angel spent three months at the bottom of the ocean and went mad, at least for a little while. Jack spends two thousand years buried alive and he's fine with it! Penance for letting to of a hand, apparently That makes sense.

What did Toshi say when Owen asked her why he shouldn't keep RAGING at his coming death? (I actually know because I just watched Declassified, but I want to see if anyone actually made it out first time.)
 
"You're breaking my heart!!!!!!!"

I had an Episode III flashback.
 
Natalie delivered it better. Not that I'm biased.

I honestly thought Tosh said "I'm pregnant with your child!" when I watched it. And maybe the baby had shielded her from the bullet and she'd survive. That would have been better.
 
If it were just the two deaths, I would say that next year would go on without them, with them blowing up half of cardif, I would imagine some kind of reset button for the first episode of season 3.

I thought the first half hour was ok, but the last 15 minutes dragged more than some drag queens, drag racing with a dragon.

Maybe he never revived from being buried alive until he was reburied?

Waking up underground every 20 minutes or so cant have been much fun.

What would happen if you cut his head off highlander style anyway?

would it grow back or just reattach?
 
CaptainWacky said:
I honestly thought Tosh said "I'm pregnant with your child!" when I watched it. And maybe the baby had shielded her from the bullet and she'd survive. That would have been better.
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AND IF THE BABY TURNED OUT TO BE JACK!!!!
 
The Tomtrek said:
"You're breaking my heart!!!!!!!"

I had an Episode III flashback.
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Really? I had a flashback to that lame Simpsons thing with Toady.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Jack coming back with no psychological problems was stupid. I can't believe they didn't even bother to address it. They could've at least made some lame excuse up, like he only died once, or he had an air hole and a Nintendo DS.

The worst part for me was in Declassified when the one who plays Gwen said she couldn't read the scripts because they were too sad. I swear one day we'll find out this was all one gigantic hoax. They can't possibly think they're making high quality drama, can they? Most of it's like Acorn Antiques.
 
Tosh could at least have said "since I am dead and can no longer be embarrassed, here is a flash of my tits, wahay!"
 
Oooohhh yyeaaah, you reminded me. Wasn't Tosh's death message pretty much a word for word rip off of Tasha Yar's death message? All that stuff about it being worth it, about Jack giving her the chance to explore the universe (don't remember that even happening in Torchwood) and then signing off by talk to various characters in particular.
 
Does that mean she will come back in a few years as her own half human, half weevil daughter?
 
Yeah, but they'll let her return to work as normal. I mean, they already had two dead people working for them. Why prevent a rift rat?
 
There was a nice shot of Tosh's cleavage as she was pulling herself towards the thing after being shot.
 
Why did Gwen kick the tray of medicine away anyway?
 
Did she? She's dumb.

And when Spike sent a homing signal to the Weevil's I thought it was so that the Weevils in their cells would smash the doors to escape or something...but was he just trying to save the city from the Weevils? Even though in the first ep of the season he just went around killing people without a care? He could have let himself be blown up instead of blowing up half of Cardiff too.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Aye, it had Dale Winton instead.

Should've been renamed "Orange Saturday", but there you go.
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The worrying thing is that Dale Winton's probably the best looking person in that.
 
George Hamilton FTW
 
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