I have met my son.

[The Question]

Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:shock:

 

[Gagh]

Was it Coyote Ugly?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Details!

Is he a good kid? A punk? Did he convert to Judaism?

Is he hot and if so, how soon does he turn 18?

 

[Friday]

No shit, really?

Is he...Jewish?

I don't mean to make light of it. I am truly happy for you. If you are happy for yourself.

 

[Gonad]

May the two of you develop a fulfilling and comfortable relationship.

 

[DarthSikle]

He's not old enough to have a 17 year old son.

 

[The Question]

I'm 32. And no, he's not Jewish.

 

[Elrod]

Are you going to be on Maury?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or a Gentile equivalent?

 

[DarthSikle]

I'm 32. And no, he's not Jewish.

You had sex when you were 14? Wow. Wish I did.

I can't believe I am am falling for this. If this isn't a troll.

How could you not know? What the fuck? While it might be exciting to fonally have a son, what did he do for a father figure for the last 17 years? Jesus Christ, he may turn out like Eggs.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Women are such bitches. Your son's mother should have told you, boys need fathers.

Edit: Congrats by the way.

 

[I Love Cunt]

DNA Test.

Is he as hawt as you?

 

[Shitty Dual]

This all sounds a little too Gilmore Girls for TQ.

 

[The Question]

DNA Test.

Is he as hawt as you?

Um... I'm not hawt.

 

[Red Whacker]

Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:

How I feel you.

I've also been recently condemned with the revelation of a bastard child.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

[...]the revelation of a bastard child.

Awwww, isn't it heart-warming to see a dad having so much in common with his son?
I say! This calls for a biiiig hug for good old Reddie! {{{{{{{Dad Whacker}}}}}}}

Um... I'm not hawt.

But I bet you're cute

 

[Red Whacker]

Awwww, isn't it heart-warming to see a dad having so much in common with his son?

Not really.

I am the product of a romantic honeymoon. This kid on the other hand is the product of a handjob that got out of control.

 

[starguard]

Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:

Congradulations. Now heres the kicker part....

It won't be long till you're a Grandaddy

 

[Shitty Dual]

This kid on the other hand is the product of a handjob that got out of control.

I tried for about twenty minutes to reconstruct the chain of events that would've made this sentence make sense. Then I spent another twenty minutes in the shower.