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I have met my son.

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Banned.
Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:
 
Was it Coyote Ugly?
 
Details!

Is he a good kid? A punk? Did he convert to Judaism?

Is he hot and if so, how soon does he turn 18?
 
No shit, really?

Is he...Jewish? :D

I don't mean to make light of it. I am truly happy for you. If you are happy for yourself. :)
 
May the two of you develop a fulfilling and comfortable relationship.
 
He's not old enough to have a 17 year old son.
 
I'm 32. And no, he's not Jewish.
 
Are you going to be on Maury?
 
Or a Gentile equivalent?
 
The Saint said:
I'm 32. And no, he's not Jewish.
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You had sex when you were 14? Wow. Wish I did.

I can't believe I am am falling for this. If this isn't a troll.

How could you not know? What the fuck? While it might be exciting to fonally have a son, what did he do for a father figure for the last 17 years? Jesus Christ, he may turn out like Eggs.
 
Women are such bitches. Your son's mother should have told you, boys need fathers.

Edit: Congrats by the way. ;)
 
DNA Test.

Is he as hawt as you?
 
This all sounds a little too Gilmore Girls for TQ.
 
The Saint said:
Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:
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How I feel you.

I've also been recently condemned with the revelation of a bastard child.
 
The Call Of Nature said:
Awwww, isn't it heart-warming to see a dad having so much in common with his son?
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Not really.

I am the product of a romantic honeymoon. This kid on the other hand is the product of a handjob that got out of control.
 
The Saint said:
Holy shit... I've had a kid for the last 17 years and didn't even know it. Holy shit. :shock:
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Congradulations. Now heres the kicker part....

It won't be long till you're a Grandaddy :eek:
 
Red Whacker said:
This kid on the other hand is the product of a handjob that got out of control.
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I tried for about twenty minutes to reconstruct the chain of events that would've made this sentence make sense. Then I spent another twenty minutes in the shower.
 
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