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Sad news - [you] died at 3am

im reading this topic (for the first time god dammit) at 2:56 AM D:
 
I know how it is to be up with insomnia, waiting to die in a few minutes.
 
im still waiting, at 12:55 PM D:
 
I sneak in my own house
Its four in the morning
I had too much to drink
Said I was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed,
I know if I wake her,
Ill wake up dead

Chorus:
I wonder, will she find out,
About the other, other lover.
Diana.

Wake up dead, you die
Wake up dead, and buried.
Wake up dead, you die
Wake up dead.
 
you guys are fucking idiots.
 
Just so you know, I will not die from a heart attack. My lungs will simply give out and I will die peacefully in my sleep. MamaKitty will not tell anyone I have passed but will continue to post as me for years to come. I know this to be true because I died 2 years ago, yet here I still am, typing this shit on a Saturday night when all I really want to do is go to some fast food joint and get me something to eat. I've not eaten all day and I'm starting to get hungry.
 
So wait, are you dead or not?
 
I'm dead but I channel through my daughter often.

Would you like to know what it is like here on the other side?
 
I know it's not that great, because my dad keeps coming back ;)
 
He is right. There is no fast food or TV. Does he post here too?
 
Oh cool, is that like Emmanuel, or The Guide?

What's it like on Teh Other Side? Is it like a conmstant humming orgasm through your ectoplasm?

I sure freaking hope so, it would suck otherwise.
 
eloisel said:
He is right. There is no fast food or TV. Does he post here too?
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I don't think he likes computers much, he once lifted up my boot, and tossed it at the computer screen.
 
Dark Pickle said:
I don't think he likes computers much, he once lifted up my boot, and tossed it at the computer screen.
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Maybe he was trying to help but misunderstood "rebooting" a computer.
 
Yeah, that's possible. He died in '83, so I'm guessing he doesn't know a whole lot about modern technology...
 
fight?
 
actually, 3 am is when the body was discovered
who knows when they actually died...
 
No
 
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