Sad news - [you] died at 3am

[YungSunny]

YungSunny = totally pwned

Shut up little dick Frank. :??:

 

[mauricio]

im reading this topic (for the first time god dammit) at 2:56 AM D:

 

[eloisel]

I know how it is to be up with insomnia, waiting to die in a few minutes.

 

[mauricio]

im still waiting, at 12:55 PM D:

 

[Conchaga]

I sneak in my own house
Its four in the morning
I had too much to drink
Said I was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed,
I know if I wake her,
Ill wake up dead

Chorus:
I wonder, will she find out,
About the other, other lover.
Diana.

Wake up dead, you die
Wake up dead, and buried.
Wake up dead, you die
Wake up dead.

 

[Cooter]

you guys are fucking idiots.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

this thread is actually funny :snack:

 

[eloisel]

Just so you know, I will not die from a heart attack. My lungs will simply give out and I will die peacefully in my sleep. MamaKitty will not tell anyone I have passed but will continue to post as me for years to come. I know this to be true because I died 2 years ago, yet here I still am, typing this shit on a Saturday night when all I really want to do is go to some fast food joint and get me something to eat. I've not eaten all day and I'm starting to get hungry.

 

[Dark Pickle]

So wait, are you dead or not?

 

[eloisel]

I'm dead but I channel through my daughter often.

Would you like to know what it is like here on the other side?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I know it's not that great, because my dad keeps coming back

 

[eloisel]

He is right. There is no fast food or TV. Does he post here too?

 

[jack]

Oh cool, is that like Emmanuel, or The Guide?

What's it like on Teh Other Side? Is it like a conmstant humming orgasm through your ectoplasm?

I sure freaking hope so, it would suck otherwise.

 

[Dark Pickle]

He is right. There is no fast food or TV. Does he post here too?

I don't think he likes computers much, he once lifted up my boot, and tossed it at the computer screen.

 

[Conchaga]

I don't think he likes computers much, he once lifted up my boot, and tossed it at the computer screen.

Maybe he was trying to help but misunderstood "rebooting" a computer.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Yeah, that's possible. He died in '83, so I'm guessing he doesn't know a whole lot about modern technology...

 

[OS@M@]

fight?

 

[Kennyquator]

I did not die. I became one with the universe and now you all worship the might and pureness of my afro.

are you pretending to be me again?

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

actually, 3 am is when the body was discovered
who knows when they actually died...

 

[SuN]

No