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Why can't women play tennis for as long as men?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Do their ovaries get tired?
 
Women have more elbows than men and as such are at a greater risk of tennis elbow.
 
And they get offended after the phrase "new balls, please" has been used a certain number of times.
 
Medically speaking, both of you are correct.
 
What about sexually speaking?
 
Medically speaking, both of me are erect.
 
I hate women so much.
 
I hate men so much.



(A LIE> just ws curious to see what that looked like in print).
 
Rape is just angry sex where only one of the people is angry.
 
I hate tennis balls.
 
Did you get hit by one once?
 
balls should not move that fast.
 
They don't when the ladies are playing.
 
I can swing my left testicle at the speed of sound, which makes my right testicle incredibly angry.
 
Another thing ladies can't do (they can't tell right from left.)
 
And why they smell.
 
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