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Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

The severed penis of John Wayne Bobbit as the captains log?
 
No, that's their phaser prop. The production design notes, shredded fine, mixed in urine and passed through the digestive tract of a terminally ill rottweiler, that's the captain's log.
 
Trailer description.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39031

12 year old Kirk driving a car off a cliff? Okay...
 
I only read that part and had to stop myself from reading the rest. It sounds dreadful, but we'll see.
 
Then Chris Pine takes over as we see him being angsty, driving down the road on a motorcycle. We hear some voice over from someone else that confirms his angst saying things like, "You've never really been happy have you?" and etc.
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Oh God please don't make Kirk a mopey depressed asshole.

Please.


Seriously, please.
 
He's always been angsty.

"Everybody else has birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?"
 
He wasn't really in TOS, it was only when he started getting older.
 
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BOOKWORM
 
Oh, yeah. You just know they're turning this into something for teenagers.
 
STAR TREK: KIRK'S CREEK?

"I don't wanna wait...for our liiiiiives to be oooverrrr...."
 
I read the full thing, it sounded great to me, except for the part where they smash up a 1960s corvette.

That would be bad enough now, but in 200 years even more of a scariliage.
 
If "scariliage" means "really fuckin' stupid and wasteful thing to do" I agree completely.

So completely, I just smacked my hand on the table for emphasis. There, I did it again. I'm feeling very emphatic.
 
How butch!
 
IT MIGHT BE GOOD..maybe.
 
Yes, thank you, I am in fact quite manly. *flexes*
 
I don't know about Spock and Kirk fighting. Maybe Spock is brainwashed into killing Kirk. Or something.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I don't know about Spock and Kirk fighting. Maybe Spock is brainwashed into killing Kirk. Or something.
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Maybe they'll have a scene where Spock has a half black/half white face.

So the biggest/baddest/etc Trek 11 trailer is supposed to be shown before the new Bond movie this weekend. I've never paid money to see a Bond flick in the theaters in my life, so I'll wait to hear what it's like.
 
Captain Pike had better be in the film and he better be wearing his God damned Captain's hat.
 
He's in it played by Bruce Greenwood whoever that is.
 
Pike rocks so much.


What a fucking pimp.
 
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