Official Trek 11 countdown/news thread

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Looks like he nailed Catwoman AND Shirley McLaine in that pic.

THAT'S A PIMP YO.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Captain Pike had better be in the film and he better be wearing his God damned Captain's hat.

Thanks to Star Trek: Remastered we can now see Pike's Captain's Hat in glorious high definition.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only he could pull off such a hat.

 

[The Tomtrek]

ST:TCG people - was there ever a Pike's Captain's Hat card?

And IF NOT can someone make me up a dream card (in the first edition style)?

 

[whisky]

Is he actually grabbing tit in that picture, or letting gravity do the work for him?

 

[The Question]

I don't know about Spock and Kirk fighting. Maybe Spock is brainwashed into killing Kirk. Or something.

They're fighting over whether or not Spock left the toilet seat up.

 

[Love Child]

Maybe they'll have a scene where Spock has a half black/half white face.

So the biggest/baddest/etc Trek 11 trailer is supposed to be shown before the new Bond movie this weekend. I've never paid money to see a Bond flick in the theaters in my life, so I'll wait to hear what it's like.

I might have to go do this.

 

[Gagh]

Nothing is worth seeing a Bond movie for.

 

[The Tomtrek]

http://www.empireonline.com/empireblog/Post.asp?id=313

Four scenes being described.

There's something missing, though. Can't think what it is.

Hmmmm.



Hmmmmm.


Oh, yeah, "giving a damn about established canon". That's what it is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COMMENTS AS I READ THE ARTICLE

Cadrassian Sunrises? Why not just Kanar, the already established Cardassian drink? And fuck shit cock I always thought first contact with the Cardies was in the 24th century anyway.

I hope the leader of the nasty cadets is FINNEGAN.

LOL, I was right about Kirk's dad taking command of the Kelvin.

LOL at the Enterprise being constructed on Earth at a time when it should already be in space.

Bones injects Kirk to make him sick...to get him on the Enterpise? WTF? Why? And Bones is at least ten years older than Kirk.

Chekov is Jar Jar...Chekov is serving on the Enterprise under Pike...yeah, it's about time to give up looking for inconsistencies now, it's reboot.

Umm, yeah, if Pike was on the Kelvin at the time of the attack, how come he needs Kirk to tell him that the "lightning storm" is Nero's squid ship?

"It turns out that Scotty has been in exile down here since he experimented with transporter technology and dematerialised the admiral’s dog."

...

...

...

Is this a parody?

So if Spock is in comman of the Enterprise, does Pike die? Rather than, you know, end up in a wheelchair?

Sulu takes a sword with him...oh, fuck it

 

[The Tomtrek]

Pretty much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the journalists who saw it seem to have enjoyed it though...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They probably got served food after. Plus, they are happy when they know they get to rip something apart with glee.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Uhmmm... apparently this is real:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looks plausable. It's a bit squashed, isn't it?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's got one hell of an underbite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MIGHT LOOK BETTER ON THE SCREEN

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hate it, although some logical fans have pointed out that it's more structurally sound to have the neck in that ugly position.

Here's a photoshop someone did to make it look how it should have

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Uhmmm... apparently this is real:

I kind of like it, it looks more "realistic" if you will.

The drive section and deflector dish are much more penicular. APPROVED!.

 

[The Question]

COMMENTS AS I READ THE ARTICLE

Cadrassian Sunrises? Why not just Kanar, the already established Cardassian drink? And fuck shit cock I always thought first contact with the Cardies was in the 24th century anyway.

I hope the leader of the nasty cadets is FINNEGAN.

LOL, I was right about Kirk's dad taking command of the Kelvin.

LOL at the Enterprise being constructed on Earth at a time when it should already be in space.

Bones injects Kirk to make him sick...to get him on the Enterpise? WTF? Why? And Bones is at least ten years older than Kirk.

Chekov is Jar Jar...Chekov is serving on the Enterprise under Pike...yeah, it's about time to give up looking for inconsistencies now, it's reboot.

Umm, yeah, if Pike was on the Kelvin at the time of the attack, how come he needs Kirk to tell him that the "lightning storm" is Nero's squid ship?

"It turns out that Scotty has been in exile down here since he experimented with transporter technology and dematerialised the admiral’s dog."

...

...

...

Is this a parody?

So if Spock is in comman of the Enterprise, does Pike die? Rather than, you know, end up in a wheelchair?

Sulu takes a sword with him...oh, fuck it

All in all, it's low-octane parody bullshit. And that ship is the ugliest fucking thing since the AMG Pacer. Looks like it was designed based on verbal description from a drunken toddler.