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DUCK SEX

I Love Cunt said:
I thought I posted in this thread.
I, I've, I will never look at ducks the same.
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Oh yeah? Well I have my own picture Archibald Nixon!

I love Geese by the way.

*Looking for goose pic now.
 
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Those are my toes!

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Thats my crotch too! I've got a duck in my crotch.
Or I'm humping a duck? I don't know! It was just there!

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WTF I DON'T KNOW!
 
Geese will try and kill you given half a chance.
 
A turkey tried to kill me once...

I ate it for thanksgiving dinner :D
 
TURKEY SEX? That's just wrong. They're all wrinkey and weird, like old people. Ducks are smooth and youthful like high school girls.
 
Yub said:
TURKEY SEX? That's just wrong. They're all wrinkey and weird, like old people. Ducks are smooth and youthful like high school girls.
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Old people need love too.
 
How many turkeys has Yub had his way with?
 
Nice of him to think about the Pilgrims, very few do these days.
 
Dr Dave said:
Nice of him to think about the Pilgrims, very few do these days.
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Who doesn't think of those hot Pilgrim women with their sexy bonnets and ankles. RWWR!
 
I tend to not, since they all smelled like crap back then.

At any rate, Yub sure does love his birds.
 
Dr Dave said:
I tend to not, since they all smelled like crap back then.

At any rate, Yub sure does love his birds.
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Well don't you about the bird? The bird is the word! SURFIN' BIRD!
 
don't you what about the bird?
 
EVERYBODY knows that bird is the word!
 
Indeed.
 
I have never sex up the elderly, for the record.
 
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