DUCK SEX

[Archibald Nixon]

I thought I posted in this thread.
I, I've, I will never look at ducks the same.

 

[Mirah]

Oh yeah? Well I have my own picture Archibald Nixon!

I love Geese by the way.

*Looking for goose pic now.

 

[Mirah]

Those are my toes!

Thats my crotch too! I've got a duck in my crotch.
Or I'm humping a duck? I don't know! It was just there!

WTF I DON'T KNOW!

 

[Dr Dave]

Geese will try and kill you given half a chance.

 

[Dark Pickle]

A turkey tried to kill me once...

I ate it for thanksgiving dinner

 

[Loktar]

A turkey tried to kill me once...

I ate it for thanksgiving dinner

Did you "stuff" it before you ate it?

LOL TURKEY SEX

 

[Yub]

TURKEY SEX? That's just wrong. They're all wrinkey and weird, like old people. Ducks are smooth and youthful like high school girls.

 

[Loktar]

TURKEY SEX? That's just wrong. They're all wrinkey and weird, like old people. Ducks are smooth and youthful like high school girls.

Old people need love too.

 

[Dr Dave]

How many turkeys has Yub had his way with?

 

[Loktar]

How many turkeys has Yub had his way with?

1,620. Its homage to the Pilgrims that landed on Plymouth Rock in 1620.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nice of him to think about the Pilgrims, very few do these days.

 

[Loktar]

Nice of him to think about the Pilgrims, very few do these days.

Who doesn't think of those hot Pilgrim women with their sexy bonnets and ankles. RWWR!

 

[Dr Dave]

I tend to not, since they all smelled like crap back then.

At any rate, Yub sure does love his birds.

 

[Loktar]

I tend to not, since they all smelled like crap back then.

At any rate, Yub sure does love his birds.

Well don't you about the bird? The bird is the word! SURFIN' BIRD!

 

[Dr Dave]

don't you what about the bird?

 

[Loktar]

don't you what about the bird?

Don't you know about the bird? The bird is the word! SURFIN' BIRD!

 

[Dark Pickle]

EVERYBODY knows that bird is the word!

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

 

[Yub]

I have never sex up the elderly, for the record.

 

[Loktar]

I have never sex up the elderly, for the record.

What about Mrs Yub?:bigass:

*runs*