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Meditations of a Misguided Youth

Dr Dave said:
Have you ever been stuck on a bus with a screaming child? If you have then you know.
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Know what? That baby screams sound like sweet sweet music?

Edit: No wait forget I said that. That makes it look like I'm a sicko who enjoys torturing babies.
 
It did not sound like that.
 
Dr Dave said:
It did not sound like that.
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Thats good to know. Because I don't torture babies, I eat them.

LC GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A BABY........SANDWICH!
 
You should not eat babies.
 
I always thought I would have a daughter. I had names picked out for her, I had a whole thing planned out about how it would be and how I would raise her. But then it dawned on me one day that I could have a son. Then I would not know what to do. I did not grow up around guys, I was raised by 3 woman from the time I was 8.
I think I do want kids sometime-but I don't ever want to be pregnant. Maybe someday. I don't feel it is too late to have a kid. I feel its too late to find a man worthy enough to be a father to my child.
Maybe I will have children one day-maybe I won't. I could always adopt.
 
Loktar said:
What about non human babies like baby ducks and cows?
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Thats fine.

Dark Pickle said:
So does calling a babysitter...
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You have to go back to the kids at the end. Also you can't go when you want since your not going to always be able to get a babysitter.

I'm not saying don't have kids/have them.
 
Mirah said:
I always thought I would have a daughter. I had names picked out for her, I had a whole thing planned out about how it would be and how I would raise her. But then it dawned on me one day that I could have a son. Then I would not know what to do. I did not grow up around guys, I was raised by 3 woman from the time I was 8.
I think I do want kids sometime-but I don't ever want to be pregnant. Maybe someday. I don't feel it is too late to have a kid. I feel its too late to find a man worthy enough to be a father to my child.
Maybe I will have children one day-maybe I won't. I could always adopt.
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I was raised primarily by my mom who was sick alot and very overprotective because she was such a strict Catholic. My dad was distant/absent emotionally. And yet I have the opposite problem. I wouldn't know how to raise a girl and would prefer to have all boys.(My mom had 5 boys so the odds are pretty good genetically that I will have boys). Also I don't think its too late for you to find a man worthy enough to be a father to your child. I think I would make a worthy father to yours or any woman's child.(Once I find a decent paying job to be able to support a family financially though) I do want biological children of my own but wouldn't mind adopting.
 
Mirah said:
I always thought I would have a daughter. I had names picked out for her, I had a whole thing planned out about how it would be and how I would raise her. But then it dawned on me one day that I could have a son. Then I would not know what to do. I did not grow up around guys, I was raised by 3 woman from the time I was 8.
I think I do want kids sometime-but I don't ever want to be pregnant. Maybe someday. I don't feel it is too late to have a kid. I feel its too late to find a man worthy enough to be a father to my child.
Maybe I will have children one day-maybe I won't. I could always adopt.
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WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

*cries*
 
Wow, I must meditate in November a lot.

And Pickle really, you did not have enough children yet in this life time?
 
Turkey
bacon
duck

There is also Tur, well there is one with chicken too or something
 
Mirah said:
Turkey
bacon
duck

There is also Tur, well there is one with chicken too or something
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Oh I was reading it wrong. I was like TURBA CONDUCKEN? WTF?
 
*knocks Loktar onna head with a coconut*
 
*shoves a lime up Homo's coconut*
 
Having children changes everything.

And it should not be done alone. I'm not a stickler for marriage for most reasons, but I am about having children. They'll push a couple apart at times, and you need the "consequence" to hold together through those times. It takes two to raise a child because of the overwhelming influence of a parent, and the child needs balance, and even conflicting influence, that two people can provide. If they only have one example then they have issues.

I'm glad I have a son. Thank GOD I don't have a daughter. I'd be so wrapped around her finger it wouldn't be funny...plus I'd be an absentee father from the age of 10 when I had to "dispose" of her first boyfriends....
 
Boys need mothers in order to learn how to treat women.

I didn't have a mother to speak of and it took me many years to figure out how to treat woman.

I have two sons. Their mother gives them her love and doesn't take any shit. Somehow she's able avoid taking their shit in a very calm, feminine motherly way. Certainly not the way I don't take any shit. I trust her mysterious ways so I rarely interfere. Unless of course they require a heavier hand to remind to treat their mother well.
 
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