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What if Tomtrek showed up at your door at 1am, his hands dripping with blood?

WHERE'S TOMTREK?!
 
What if it was not, as Wacky speculated, Tomtrek, but rather Loktar?
 
HI TOMTREK!
 
Dual said:
What if it was not, as Wacky speculated, Tomtrek, but rather Loktar?
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Shut the door, call the police, move house next day and assume false name.
 
Thats going a bit far isn't it?
 
Not necessarily. Might stay in the same town.
 
Did he leave a note?
 
I'd still help Loktar hide the bodies. Then I'd drive him down to the swamp and leave him.
 
Wouldn't you just hide the bodies in the swamp?
 
hmm.. yeah that's a good point.
 
Cassie said:
I'd still help Loktar hide the bodies. Then I'd drive him down to the swamp and then Loktar would kill me and dump my body in the swamp.
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A more likely scenario.

*evil laugh*
 
I would ask him in for fried penis
 
What if he only had roast balls?
 
Then headvoid would have to make some dipping sauce.
 
If this were to happen, I would merely note it as the start of a regular day & sleepily tramp back to my bed. Tomtrek always shows up at mine after he's battered a hooker to death with a Grand Negus Zek action figure.
 
STILL IN IT'S PACKAGING!
 
QUARK, MY BOY...
 
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