What if Tomtrek showed up at your door at 1am, his hands dripping with blood?

[curiousa2z]

WHERE'S TOMTREK?!

 

[Dual]

What if it was not, as Wacky speculated, Tomtrek, but rather Loktar?

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHERE'S TOMTREK?!

MYSTERY.

 

[Cassie]

HI TOMTREK!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What if it was not, as Wacky speculated, Tomtrek, but rather Loktar?

Shut the door, call the police, move house next day and assume false name.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats going a bit far isn't it?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not necessarily. Might stay in the same town.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's a mysterious bloodied handprint on my front door... but no Tomtrak.

The bell-ringer!?

 

[Dr Dave]

Did he leave a note?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BP = BOGGERT PRAM?

 

[Cassie]

I'd still help Loktar hide the bodies. Then I'd drive him down to the swamp and leave him.

 

[Tisiphone]

Wouldn't you just hide the bodies in the swamp?

 

[Cassie]

hmm.. yeah that's a good point.

 

[Loktar]

I'd still help Loktar hide the bodies. Then I'd drive him down to the swamp and then Loktar would kill me and dump my body in the swamp.

A more likely scenario.

*evil laugh*

 

[headvoid]

I would ask him in for fried penis

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if he only had roast balls?

 

[Cassie]

Then headvoid would have to make some dipping sauce.

 

[Gagh]

If this were to happen, I would merely note it as the start of a regular day & sleepily tramp back to my bed. Tomtrek always shows up at mine after he's battered a hooker to death with a Grand Negus Zek action figure.

 

[The Tomtrek]

STILL IN IT'S PACKAGING!

 

[CaptainWacky]

QUARK, MY BOY...