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How do cats make decisions?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HOW?
 
In a way that precludes any attempts you might make at empathizing with them because their thought processes are so alien.

:clang:
 
A cat walked into my house today, didnt even knock just strolled right in
 
cats make decisions according to their whims.
we are but their minions. :(
 
See?!?!??!!!
 
Well first you have to imagine how you'd think if you didn't use words.
 
...and were an evil cat, part of a world-wide conspiracy to control humans!
Oh, wait....
 
They paws for thought!!
 
This was a nice thread we had once!
 
All cat decisions revolve around whatever the fuck the cat wants. They don't care if you fall down, as long as they get their ears scratched.
 
But somtimes they do pause and look around...are they actually thinking "should I go play with my mouse or go outside, miaow?" without words OR IS IT JUST AN ILLUSION?
 
CaptainWacky said:
But somtimes they do pause and look around...are they actually thinking "should I go play with my mouse or go outside, miaow?" without words OR IS IT JUST AN ILLUSION?
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It's all about the tail.

"Hmmm... I want to go outside" (tail flicks)

"Oh, but it's raining." (tail flicks again)

"But it's boring as fuck in here" (tail flicks some more)

"Ahhh... but I don't want to get wet." (tail flicks a lot more)

"What to do, what to do?" (tail flicking like mad)

Suddenly the can opener sounds

"Eh... guess I'll get a bite to eat, take a nap, and think it over."
 
So they're capable of analytical thought. Could we use their brains in computers somehow?
 
The computer's primary concern would be waving its butt in your face whenever it felt like it wasn't getting enough attention.
 
FBI parte due said:
The computer's primary concern would be waving its butt in your face whenever it felt like it wasn't getting enough attention.
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Nah, I'd be walking around with a PC on my shoulder and my mouse would keep disappearing.
 
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