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How do cats make decisions?

In a way that precludes any attempts you might make at empathizing with them because their thought processes are so alien.

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All cat decisions revolve around whatever the fuck the cat wants. They don't care if you fall down, as long as they get their ears scratched.
 
But somtimes they do pause and look around...are they actually thinking "should I go play with my mouse or go outside, miaow?" without words OR IS IT JUST AN ILLUSION?
 
But somtimes they do pause and look around...are they actually thinking "should I go play with my mouse or go outside, miaow?" without words OR IS IT JUST AN ILLUSION?

It's all about the tail.

"Hmmm... I want to go outside" (tail flicks)

"Oh, but it's raining." (tail flicks again)

"But it's boring as fuck in here" (tail flicks some more)

"Ahhh... but I don't want to get wet." (tail flicks a lot more)

"What to do, what to do?" (tail flicking like mad)

Suddenly the can opener sounds

"Eh... guess I'll get a bite to eat, take a nap, and think it over."
 
The computer's primary concern would be waving its butt in your face whenever it felt like it wasn't getting enough attention.
 
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