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I'M FUCKING FREEZING

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
WHY IS MY STUDIO THE ONLY GODDAMNED STUDIO IN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING THAT IS SET TO MINUS 50 DEGREES? And no, before you ask, we don't have control of the thermostat on our floor.

I'm fucking shivering, that's how cold I am. And it makes it really hard to do my job when my hands are so damned cold, tnat I can't tell what I'm pressing on my steno machine. A few of my fellow captioners won't even stay in the studio and talk with me for too long because the cold makes them have to FUCKING PEE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE, WHERE STRANGELY ENOUGH IT IS NOT YET 110 DEGREES IN DALLAS, IF I WANT TO GET WARM ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
You should start coming to work dressed like Bob Cratchit and answer anything your boss says with "Yes, Mr. Scrooge, sir" until they turn the heat up.
 
Tisi

1)Gather assorted papers and other combustibles.

2)Put in trash can (preferably metal)

3)Set contents on fire.
 
Dr Dave said:
That will make the place smell though.
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Hmmmm true. Perhaps an air freshener might do the trick?
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