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I'M FUCKING FREEZING

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
WHY IS MY STUDIO THE ONLY GODDAMNED STUDIO IN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING THAT IS SET TO MINUS 50 DEGREES? And no, before you ask, we don't have control of the thermostat on our floor.

I'm fucking shivering, that's how cold I am. And it makes it really hard to do my job when my hands are so damned cold, tnat I can't tell what I'm pressing on my steno machine. A few of my fellow captioners won't even stay in the studio and talk with me for too long because the cold makes them have to FUCKING PEE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE, WHERE STRANGELY ENOUGH IT IS NOT YET 110 DEGREES IN DALLAS, IF I WANT TO GET WARM ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
So it's a bit chilly in that studio then?
 
A wee bit.
 
Punch somebody.
 
You should start coming to work dressed like Bob Cratchit and answer anything your boss says with "Yes, Mr. Scrooge, sir" until they turn the heat up.
 
Or I could TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE HOOWAH
 
GROW SOME FUR
 
Poke their eyes out.
 
Too bad about you:wtf:
 
^FUCK OFF, NO ONE FUCKING WANTS YOU HERE.
 
Dammit...I didn' tmean to give him pos karma...I always forget to swtich that.

Fuckers!
 
Dammit...I didn' tmean to give him pos karma...I always forget to swtich that.

Fuckers!

Why.

Are.

You.

Posting.

Like.

William.

Shatner.

Speaks.

Closet.

Boy?
 
Tisi

1)Gather assorted papers and other combustibles.

2)Put in trash can (preferably metal)

3)Set contents on fire.
 
Two words: Tire Fire.
 
That will make the place smell though.
 
That will make the place smell though.

Hmmmm true. Perhaps an air freshener might do the trick?
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Good thinking.

Tisi, best make your way to a auto shop before you burn tires.
 
THESE ARE ALL EXCELLENT SUGGESTIONS WHICH WILL TISI CHOOSE TO DO FIRST?
 
TO BE CONTINUED....
 
I bet she burns nothing :(
 
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