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You could at least tell me to fuck off.

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
I've never liked the taste of cold shoulder.
 
"That sounds so emo." she said.

What the fuck does that mean?
 
"It means," she replied; "I want to fuck you til you die".
 
Then she shot me

with another useless

cliche.
 
"Yes, yes!" he replied while gleefully and evilly rubbing his hands together.

"This makes for such a good bedtime story and also makes me happy in my pants"

"I shall sleep well tonight"
 
She assured me after

she wasn't faking. She

really came; she said.
 
I knew she was lying.

It was ok. I could tell

the difference between

something being real,

and something you

lie about. To spare

someone's feelings.
 
"Asshole," she whispered.

I held her and kissed her.

That night I dreamed of

my funeral: she was

passing out cigars.
 
*cumz*
 
when I first read this, I was thinking it was serious...lol.

where can I get my n00b stamp for my forehead?
 
when I first read this, I was thinking it was serious...lol.

where can I get my n00b stamp for my forehead?

You'll have to wait in line. I kinda thought this was serious too.
 
when I first read this, I was thinking it was serious...lol.

where can I get my n00b stamp for my forehead?
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You'll have to wait in line. I kinda thought this was serious too.
Nobody would fault you for thinking that. It's about identical to the things he posts when he IS serious.
 
Wait, I'm serious sometimes?

Why does nobody ever tell me these things?
 
Nobody would fault you for thinking that. It's about identical to the things he posts when he IS serious.

True.
 
You two are SERIOUSLY GULLIBLE, does that count?
 
*rolls Pickle down the street and then pushes him into traffic*
 
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