The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I've never liked the taste of cold shoulder.
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You could at least tell me to fuck off.
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"That sounds so emo." she said.
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"It means," she replied; "I want to fuck you til you die".
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Then she shot me
with another useless
cliche.
with another useless
cliche.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
She assured me after
she wasn't faking. She
really came; she said.
she wasn't faking. She
really came; she said.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I knew she was lying.
It was ok. I could tell
the difference between
something being real,
and something you
lie about. To spare
someone's feelings.
It was ok. I could tell
the difference between
something being real,
and something you
lie about. To spare
someone's feelings.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Asshole," she whispered.
I held her and kissed her.
That night I dreamed of
my funeral: she was
passing out cigars.
I held her and kissed her.
That night I dreamed of
my funeral: she was
passing out cigars.
classichummus
on a break from forums
when I first read this, I was thinking it was serious...lol.
where can I get my n00b stamp for my forehead?
where can I get my n00b stamp for my forehead?
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
You'll have to wait in line. I kinda thought this was serious too.
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
Nobody would fault you for thinking that. It's about identical to the things he posts when he IS serious.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Wait, I'm serious sometimes?
Why does nobody ever tell me these things?
Why does nobody ever tell me these things?
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
True.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
You two are SERIOUSLY GULLIBLE, does that count?
Dirk Funk
Evil Penguin
*ROLLS EYES*
Loktar
Internet God and Defender of Park Benches
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
*rolls a joint*