MINE FIELD MEMBERSHIP DRIVE 2009

[curiousa2z]

Subtle. I like it.

 

[Dr Dave]

I can't see why she might have flipped you off.

You should have told her we like Angela Lansbury.

 

[Cassie]

She hates Angela Landsbury, that bitch stole her 4th husband.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I might invite AntonyF to join.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do it. Then we can just lock any threads he starts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JETHRO SHOULD JOIN TK

 

[curiousa2z]

HE DOESNT APPROVE OF OUR WAYS

 

[CaptainWacky]

He could register a dual so we don't know it's him. Called Muslim Ham or something.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or Bickenflange.

 

[Dr Dave]

She hates Angela Landsbury, that bitch stole her 4th husband.

Where does she stand on Matlock?

For that Matter where does the MF stand on him?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The MF's tv detectives of choice are Adrian Monk and Jessica Fletcher.

Matlock's more of a lawyer, but then again, Jessica Fletcher's more of a writer.

 

[Cassie]

I'd stand on Matlock IF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mayor Quimby promised us a MATLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK expressway!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Matlock: Good cracker, good cracker!

 

[curiousa2z]

I liked Cracker - both versions - maybe the British one a bit more.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We do need new members though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll look under the bed.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'M SURE EGGS KNOWS ALL ABOUT GETTING NEW "MEMBERS"



("members" as in "penises")



(Eggs is a gay man)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GUILTY. (And if McCain had won instead of Obama, possibly prosecuted as well)

 

[curiousa2z]

CLOSE CALL THEN!