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Is The Badlands Dying?

That melted down into real life.
 
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you i cut myself?
 
Dork. I am touched. Really, I am touched.
 
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold me in contempt?
 
No, but I'd hold it against you.
 
That's kinda what I was hoping for...
 
In Loktar's absence and in remembrance of our friend: *faps*
 
There's a little piece of Loktar in each of our bellies.

(take that any way you want)
 
I knew I should refused the clam chowder. I said clean food, but no. Sneaky little fucker.
 
There's a little piece of Loktar in each of our bellies.

(take that any way you want)

I will take it to the trash and dispose of it properly.
 
I think it would honour him more if you simply shat it out.
 
We're out of paper.
 
I got some Napkins from Wendy's...
 
If we put all the little pieces of Loktar together would he have returned [albeit a little stinkier]?
 
RETURN TO US, LOKTAR! RETURN!
 
*casts spell of summoning*
 
Is Loktar's DNA on those Wendy's napkins, Pickle?
 
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