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True Blood "Beyond Here Lies Nothin" PLUS S2 analysis AND advance S3 squee-ness

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Thread for the season finale tonight. This season went by FAST!!!
 
SOMEBODY. WILL. DIE.

(Prediction.)
 
Jason and Sookie will have sex, but Sookie will be daydreaming that it's Eric.
 
Tara and Sam were on Chelsea Lately recently (I DON'T REMEMBER THEIR REAL NAMES, OK?). Tara said the finale will be bittersweet and have a huge cliffhanger. THE BASTARDS.
 
Hell, what woman doesn't daydream that it's Eric???
 
Tara and Sam were on Chelsea Lately recently (I DON'T REMEMBER THEIR REAL NAMES, OK?). Tara said the finale will be bittersweet and have a huge cliffhanger. THE BASTARDS.

Why do they torment us????
 
Hopefully Tara dies and they never speak of her again.
 
I saw a promo saying that this will be the NAKEDEST. EPISODE. EVER! (in my mind)
 
FULL FRONTAL ERIC
 
Would Michelle Forbes go topless? She should.
 
Imagine how they'd shake when she does that speed-vibrating thing!
 
How old is she? I reckon they'd be shaking all over the place in any case.
 
^hey Tisi, she's a Texas gal!
 
I shall send a
SUBTLE AS A MACK TRUCK
hint to my neighbour not to forget to record the finale tonight....
 
Us Texas gals know how to jiggle!!
 
She looks hotter now than in TNG.
 
Just saw it. Cool. Not perfect, but cool.

Bye bye Maryann (de-hearted by Sam as a bull). Bye bye Eggs (shot by a confused Jason, covered up by newly sober and re-deputized Andy). Almost bye bye Sam, but Bill saves him. The rest of the townfolk are okay but shaken up, but they decide to be in denial about what happened. Jessica pretends to be reformed, but goes off to a highway rest stop to feed on truckers. CLIFFHANGER: At a French restaurant, Bill gets abducted by unknown baddies while Sookie is in the restroom considering his marriage proposal.
 
Okay, the first 30 minutes rocked, but I thought they would pull out the "wedding" scene much, much longer.

Agree with what Eggs said. A cool episode, but not a nail-biting finale like last year.

And, if I'm right...

It might not be Eric who kidnapped Bill, and this is when we get an amnesiac Eric while Sookie tries to find out who kidnapped Bill.
 
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