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I feel bad for whoever has this problem. I do have something strange happen though, when my girlfriend gives me a hand job and keeps going past when I blow my load, if she keeps it up long enough I will cum again, but the 2nd time I seem to get a tingling sensation like my limbs are "falling asleep." it is strange. I don't get it at all. I don't think it is nearly as bad as this, but it is annoying.
 
Please see the Doctor, and not Dr. Dave!
 
Dr Dave has a lightsaber instead of a stethoscope.
 
Also, lightsaber is the name of his penis.
 
classichummus said:
I feel bad for whoever has this problem. I do have something strange happen though, when my girlfriend gives me a hand job and keeps going past when I blow my load, if she keeps it up long enough I will cum again, but the 2nd time I seem to get a tingling sensation like my limbs are "falling asleep." it is strange. I don't get it at all. I don't think it is nearly as bad as this, but it is annoying.
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yeah, my heart weeps for you.
 
Have you thought of wanking through it? Maybe if you wank 50 times in a day you might break the cycle.
 
I believe the record for the number of male orgasms in a 24 hour period is 36.

When he was finally finished he said "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
 
my next experiment with be to wank whilst standing on my head. i'll need some sort of spooge catching apparatus, as to not hit myself in the face.
 
Don't shy away from your spooge; it came from you. it won't hurt you!

A shot in the face just means you still have what it takes. Be proud! And just keep a tissue handy. :)
 
i've just gotten spooge in my eye before, and let me tell you, never again. never again.
 
Well yeah, in the actual eye is different.

But most guys' scrunch their eyes during their "O" face. :D
 
i think we've established that i'm not your average bear.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I believe the record for the number of male orgasms in a 24 hour period is 36.

When he was finally finished he said "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
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The greatest man to ever live.
 
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