god's latest fuck you to ishcabittle

[classichummus]

I feel bad for whoever has this problem. I do have something strange happen though, when my girlfriend gives me a hand job and keeps going past when I blow my load, if she keeps it up long enough I will cum again, but the 2nd time I seem to get a tingling sensation like my limbs are "falling asleep." it is strange. I don't get it at all. I don't think it is nearly as bad as this, but it is annoying.

 

[Love Child]

Please see the Doctor, and not Dr. Dave!

 

[Gagh]

Dr Dave has a lightsaber instead of a stethoscope.

 

[Cassie]

Also, lightsaber is the name of his penis.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I feel bad for whoever has this problem. I do have something strange happen though, when my girlfriend gives me a hand job and keeps going past when I blow my load, if she keeps it up long enough I will cum again, but the 2nd time I seem to get a tingling sensation like my limbs are "falling asleep." it is strange. I don't get it at all. I don't think it is nearly as bad as this, but it is annoying.

yeah, my heart weeps for you.

 

[headvoid]

Have you thought of wanking through it? Maybe if you wank 50 times in a day you might break the cycle.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I believe the record for the number of male orgasms in a 24 hour period is 36.

When he was finally finished he said "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

 

[Ishcabittle]

my next experiment with be to wank whilst standing on my head. i'll need some sort of spooge catching apparatus, as to not hit myself in the face.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't shy away from your spooge; it came from you. it won't hurt you!

A shot in the face just means you still have what it takes. Be proud! And just keep a tissue handy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i've just gotten spooge in my eye before, and let me tell you, never again. never again.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well yeah, in the actual eye is different.

But most guys' scrunch their eyes during their "O" face.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i think we've established that i'm not your average bear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I believe the record for the number of male orgasms in a 24 hour period is 36.

When he was finally finished he said "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

The greatest man to ever live.

 

[Dr Dave]

Please see the Doctor, and not Dr. Dave!

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