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i'm so behind on my TV and most threads are about TV

You must have quite a lot of splooge then.
 
You know it, sister. Gallons.
 
Do you jack it while on mushrooms?

I've considered it, but it always seemed like it would be awkward, considering the company.

Asking for permission's a big no-no, too.
 
OK, maybe that was a little awkward.

I blame my enablers.
 
Everything is too weird on shrooms. You might have a conversation with your dick and the flowers on the shower curtain.
 
curiousa2z said:
Ishcabittle, you could post about prosaic details of your life in the daily diary!


just dont LIE about your sex life like that little twerp hummus did. :rwmad:


...unless you are really creative, of course.
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You bitch! Maybe don't post when you are PMSing. I never did anything to you. Why don't you go get laid so you don't have to get all pissy over other people getting laid while your pussy is getting dry. I'm not lying at all about getting laid. If I did, why would I only talk about happening on the weekend? If I were lying I would probably exaggerate it a lot and say it's happening like every day. If you don't believe it's happening, ask Dual, Dirk Funk, Loktar, or even Pickle. I'm pretty sure they can vouch that it's happening. Especially Dual and Dirk.
 
WOW.
 
BIGTIME
 
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:no: Eggs Mayonnaise: Take it to the BL

:no: Loktar: Don't drag me into this. I'm not even sure ur gf is real.
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Eggs, you can move the post to the badlands if you want.

Loktar, you are my friend on Facebook, go look at my profile. Do you think I would actually make a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook? Dual has met her, Dirk and Pickle are also my Facebook friends, that's why I've said anybody can ask them if I have a girlfriend because it's clearly displayed on my profile.
 
classichummus said:
Eggs, you can move the post to the badlands if you want.

Loktar, you are my friend on Facebook, go look at my profile. Do you think I would actually make a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook? Dual has met her, Dirk and Pickle are also my Facebook friends, that's why I've said anybody can ask them if I have a girlfriend because it's clearly displayed on my profile.
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Still doesn't prove you actually had sex with her. Or did Dual watch that too?
 
Loktar said:
Still doesn't prove you actually had sex with her. Or did Dual watch that too?
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That's disgusting. She's talked about it with me.
 
Loktar said:
Still doesn't prove you actually had sex with her. Or did Dual watch that too?
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Like I would let watch me have sex? Like he would like to watch anyone have sex? He never watches porn because, "It's disgusting."
 
classichummus said:
Like I would let watch me have sex? Like he would like to watch anyone have sex? He never watches porn because, "It's disgusting."
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:huh::phpsurprised:
 
I'm an old fashioned man.
 
Does anybody give a fuck about this tween drama?
 
:clang:

SO ANWYAY BACK TO ISH's TV VIEWING HABITS...
 
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Wow.
Hey Ish.
Just come play ODST with Me!
YES!
Or Boom Boom Rocket. (Just kidding)
Sort of
Not really
Maybe
 
Ishcabittle said:
what's a boy to do?

kill myself, most likely. then i won't have to catch up on anything, much less televisions.
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You're not the only one. I haven't even seen series 3 of Heroes yet. I never torrent anything, so I wait until DVD release, and even manage to stay spoiler free until then.

Of course, it does mean I can't partake in any of the threads here that involve the TV shows I like.
 
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