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Getting a Roommate

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
He's a pretty disgusting furry with negative social skills (I've bitched about him breaking my door trying to break in, auto erotic asphyxiating himself into a bowl in my kitchen etc on here before), but he's going to pay a huge rent. :S:
 
Is having to wash jism out of your bowls really worth however much extra above market he's paying?
 
FBI parte due said:
Is having to wash jism out of your bowls really worth however much extra above market he's paying?
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I think I'll just use the dough to eat out for every meal, and hire maids.
 
Dual said:
He's a pretty disgusting furry with negative social skills (I've bitched about him breaking my door trying to break in, auto erotic asphyxiating himself into a bowl in my kitchen etc on here before), but he's going to pay a huge rent. :S:
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Is it that same furry that kept breaking into your house?! Westin or whatever?
 
1. Send letter/email to his parents (using his name) telling them he's going on vacation.
2. Kill him
3. Assume identity.
4. ?????
5. PROIFIT!!
 
Conchaga said:
1. Send letter/email to his parents (using his name) telling them he's going on vacation.
2. Kill him
3. Assume identity.
4. ?????
5. PROIFIT!!
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Problem with step 1: He saw his father kill his mother when he was 11, and his father is now serving a life sentence for murder.
 
So what you're actually saying is you don't need to bother with step 1 at all?
 
FBI parte due said:
So what you're actually saying is you don't need to bother with step 1 at all?
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Good point. I could just keep cashing rent checks from his uncle. :D
 
Dual said:
The very same.
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You still need to write up an amusing account of what transpired previously with him, with which to entertain our users on ASVS.
 
I hope it's really worth the cash. You should be excising this fool from your life, not asking him to share the fridge.
 
check to see he isnt wearing an NWO t-shirt....
 
You should've continued that video series. It was brilliant.
 
Dual said:
He's a pretty disgusting furry with negative social skills (I've bitched about him breaking my door trying to break in, auto erotic asphyxiating himself into a bowl in my kitchen etc on here before), but he's going to pay a huge rent. :S:
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It wouldn't worry me how much above the odds somebody is willing to pay, if I couldn' stand them.

I've been thinking about taking a lodger, but I know I'd probably be throttling them within a few weeks.
 
You can barely stand the people here and we don't even live with you.
 
Conchaga said:
You can barely stand the people here and we don't even live with you.
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It's all an act. I secretly love everyoe.
 
Yub said:
I hope it's really worth the cash. You should be excising this fool from your life, not asking him to share the fridge.
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Indeed.

I see a bad moon arising....
 
You need help. This is not a normal furry.
 
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