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Thread #1: My left boob is slightly larger than my right boob

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Discuss.
 
Are we supposed to just take your word for it, Tisi? :bailey:
 
YES
Since I'm groping them right now.

Dammit, I'm horrrrrrrrrrrrrny. Attention Deficit Horny Disorder
 
pics?
 
Here. I've just won £45m that should be able to fix that for you.


Most blokes have a similar problem with their plums, AFAIK.
 
No pix, but I'll take testimonials.
 
Dammit. Sux for me.
 
You could rest each one on some kitchen scales to see which is heavier
 
You could pretend each one was a Wayans brother's head.

Of course this will do nothing to callibrate their size, but at least we all get a laugh at the thought of you performing unfunny skits with your tits.
 
I think I know someone who would rather hand weigh them for me. I'll let you know what he thinks.
 
Gagh said:
You could pretend each one was a Wayans brother's head.

Of course this will do nothing to callibrate their size, but at least we all get a laugh at the thought of you performing unfunny skits with your tits.
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Isn't that what motorboating is for?
 
You could draw moustaches on them and pretend they are the chuckle brothers, while pushing them from side to side saying "to me, to you"
 
quite an imaginative crew we have in the MF!
 
Isn't everyones left tit slightly larger than thier right? At least that is what they always tell me.
 
I believe so.
 
This counts as a good thread.
 
Yeehaw!!
 
You could utilize action figures with them for Youtube videos
 
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