Thread #1: My left boob is slightly larger than my right boob

[headvoid]

I will weigh each of my bollocks and then take pictures for you all if you wish.

I sense this statement will not be as well received as Tisi's

 

[FBI parte due]

No, but you could go a long way with four googly eyes and some strips of felt.

 

[Cassie]

I am not opposed to px of headvoid's bollocks.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Most blokes have a similar problem with their plums, AFAIK.

It's not a problem, it's so they don't bash into eachother (and I think I read once it helps with heat regulation as well). Almost everyone's left ball hangs lower, though a small proportion have both at the same height.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HEADVOID'S "WHAT WEIGHS MORE?" THREAD?

 

[headvoid]

THE SCALES OF TRUTH SHOULD BE USED FOR SUCH ITEMS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mario and Luigi are different sizes, but when they work together NOTHING CAN STOP THEM NOT EVEN BOWSER OR HIS TONGUE

 

[FBI parte due]

TWO ACTIVE MEMBERS VIEWING THIS THREAD LOL

 

[Cassie]

NOW IT'S JUST ME!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER'S REMAINS VERSUS CHURCHILL'S REMAINS!

 

[Ishcabittle]

arg arg arg

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

I will weigh each of my bollocks and then take pictures for you all if you wish.

I sense this statement will not be as well received as Tisi's

Ahem... I must hereby inform everyone here that I am an agent of the FBI* Service. All claims of exceptional or distinctive bollocks must be duly investigated, and the bollocks in question must be closely inspected to ensure that they are as claimed to be.

As an FBI* Agent, I take my job very seriously. I hereby request that you submit photographs and video to verify that the bollocks in question are genuine and that you are indeed the lawful and rightful owner of said bollocks. Failure to do so in a timely fashion may incur allegations of fraud-- lying, even.

This, sir, is very serious... :spy:


*FBI= Fraudulent Bollocks Inspection

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I still insist my idea for action figures has merit.

Spoiler

 

[Ishcabittle]

why doesn't the hulk have a boner in that picture? LE GHEY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You wouldn't like him when he's horny.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Tisiphone]

Would anyone like him when he's horny?

 

[whisky]

she hulk?

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought she was a lesbian.

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought she was a lesbian.