Thread #1: My left boob is slightly larger than my right boob

[Tisiphone]

Discuss.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Are we supposed to just take your word for it, Tisi? :bailey:

 

[Tisiphone]

YES
Since I'm groping them right now.

Dammit, I'm horrrrrrrrrrrrrny. Attention Deficit Horny Disorder

 

[whisky]

pics?

 

[Gagh]

Here. I've just won £45m that should be able to fix that for you.


Most blokes have a similar problem with their plums, AFAIK.

 

[Tisiphone]

No pix, but I'll take testimonials.

 

[Gagh]

No pix, but I'll take testimonials.

I'm afraid you'll just get testosterone around here.

 

[Tisiphone]

Dammit. Sux for me.

 

[whisky]

You could rest each one on some kitchen scales to see which is heavier

 

[Gagh]

You could pretend each one was a Wayans brother's head.

Of course this will do nothing to callibrate their size, but at least we all get a laugh at the thought of you performing unfunny skits with your tits.

 

[Tisiphone]

I think I know someone who would rather hand weigh them for me. I'll let you know what he thinks.

 

[Tisiphone]

You could pretend each one was a Wayans brother's head.

Of course this will do nothing to callibrate their size, but at least we all get a laugh at the thought of you performing unfunny skits with your tits.

Isn't that what motorboating is for?

 

[whisky]

You could draw moustaches on them and pretend they are the chuckle brothers, while pushing them from side to side saying "to me, to you"

 

[curiousa2z]

quite an imaginative crew we have in the MF!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Isn't everyones left tit slightly larger than thier right? At least that is what they always tell me.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I believe so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This counts as a good thread.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeehaw!!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

You could utilize action figures with them for Youtube videos

 

[Dr Dave]

You could rest each one on some kitchen scales to see which is heavier

This is a good idea.