Where are all these bruises coming from?

[Tisiphone]

I just noticed my arm is riddled with bruises, including one big ass blue one on my upper arm that's sore to the touch. WTF am I doing to myself?

A CRY FOR ATTENTION PERHAPS

 

[CaptainWacky]

DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS ON ARM BRUISES.

 

[FBI parte due]

I like those, because they're like a tasty mystery that ends with you finding the third of a cake you stuffed in a desk drawer for safekeeping the night before.

Waking up in the wrong bed kind of sucks, but that's usually over by the time you have time to notice the bruises.

 

[Gagh]

We need QUINCY, MD.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sleep fucking.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cut down on the ELBOW SEX.

I sliced the side of my hand today by breaking a drinking glass while overzealously washing dishes.

 

[Gagh]

Cut down on the ELBOW SEX.

I sliced the side of my hand today by breaking a drinking glass while overzealously washing dishes.

He's fibbing, folks. In fact, the wound came from a feather duster.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not quite. Sometimes my right hand gets jealous of my Dust Buster.

Your INTERNATIONAL SPY RING SPIES OF THE RING need better microphones.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well considering Tomtrak filed the report while tucked away in your sock drawer, I'm quite impressed.

 

[Tisiphone]

There's no need for elbow sex after what I picked up at condom sense last night....

 

[WillsZenith]

Zorbing addict?

 

[Seph]

I just noticed my arm is riddled with bruises, including one big ass blue one on my upper arm that's sore to the touch. WTF am I doing to myself?

A CRY FOR ATTENTION PERHAPS

being a drunk and smashing ito stuff im covered as well

 

[Tisiphone]

^Yeah, that sounds about right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, there's really a store called Condom Sense?

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL. Oh, yes. Toys, costumes, condoms, DVDs, lube, gels, all sorts of goodies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TESTOSTERONE PATCHES?

 

[Tisiphone]

WHATEVER YOU WANT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd stick one on my forehead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SO YOU CAN GIVE GREAT HEAD LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS ON ARM BRUISES.

You called?

Clearly she is having wild forms of sex (various kinds).

I recomend wearing a long sleve shirt.