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Hot guy at the door

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Why do hot adorable looking guys knock on the door when I'm wearing my pjs and giant purple fuzzy house shoes?
 
Cassie, Cassie, Cassie!
This is why I always keep a tranque gun behind the door!
Shoot him, run upstairs and change - and yer good to go by the time he regains consciousness!
 
Or just flash your boobs real quick and stun him with your power orbs. It always works for me.
 
Was he the penis delivery man?
 
MEN in hard hats wielding a giant drill spent the last 2 1/2 hours replacing my POWER POLE.
 
jump up and down in front of the door, makin' your boobs jiggle. he shant resist your charms.
 
The NWO theme was porn music for some reason.
 
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