Hot guy at the door

[Cassie]

Why do hot adorable looking guys knock on the door when I'm wearing my pjs and giant purple fuzzy house shoes?

 

[curiousa2z]

Cassie, Cassie, Cassie!
This is why I always keep a tranque gun behind the door!
Shoot him, run upstairs and change - and yer good to go by the time he regains consciousness!

 

[Tisiphone]

Or just flash your boobs real quick and stun him with your power orbs. It always works for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was he the penis delivery man?

 

[Cassie]

MEN in hard hats wielding a giant drill spent the last 2 1/2 hours replacing my POWER POLE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

jump up and down in front of the door, makin' your boobs jiggle. he shant resist your charms.

 

[Gagh]

Was he the penis delivery man?

[BadEuropeanAccent]I'M HERE TO FIX THE WASHING MACHINE![/BadEuropeanAccent]

 

[CaptainWacky]

The NWO theme was porn music for some reason.